True Facts About Chris Rea

[DRM]

In 1969 Neil Armstrong claimed that the Apollo 11 space mission was followed by a UFO, many people claimed it was a hoax, but it has since come to light that Chris Rea did indeed follow their rocket to verify that they did walk on the Moon, both Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong are on record as saying to Houston that they’ve just seen an outside crapper go past, this was hushed up at the time, Chris then went round to the dark side of the moon to forewarn his good mates the Soup Dragon and the Clangers that some Americans had landed on the moon, and to keep out of sight, they said they knew as they could hear the raised voices and shouting from there.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's TURDIS enabled visit to Rendelsham Forest as part of his Christmas 1980 tour was a hit with American servicemen in the area.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea flew too close to a supermassive black hole.
His spagettified self is smeared across the sky, looking quite like a comet - which gives Nasa a handy cover story; they don't like UFOs.