I'm surprised that
@Accy cyclist hasn't been on to complain about the
Hyndburn/Accrington seagulls yet!
I used to work in a seaside Secondary School
it was built with 4 building around a central "quad"
kids being kids they often left a load of uneaten food and scraps lying around after break and lunch times
The local gulls knew this and by the end of break the rooftops were lined with hundreds of the damn things waiting fro the kids to go inside
Part of my job as a teacher was sometimes to
herd encourage the kids to get to lessons when the bell went
and
force the last ones to get a move on
so I was often one of the last people in the quad
by which time the gulls were swooping down onto the bounty (and twix and kitkat) below - it was not uncommon for a wing to brush your head!
At the end of the day there would often be some cars with several deposits of gull poo over them
and mysteriously other totally clean
Oh - BTW - have we discussed the term "seagull"
some people say that they are not seagulls because they do NOT live at sea
they spend most of their time on land - but clearly near large bodies of water where possible
Only one gull is a true sea bird - I think it is the Kittiwake - that does live at sea most of teh time and only comes ashore to nest
maybe