Tour De France - notre Equipe

[Abitrary]

Chief Meccano
Mickle

Not sure about this one... wouldn't he just go around moaning and being grumpy like Walter Mathau?

 

[Dayvo]

If you think I have obvious talents, you should meet my Mum

Don't encourage him, he's Brazilian-less at the moment!

 

[Dayvo]

Not sure about this one... wouldn't he just go around moaning and being grumpy like Walter Mathau?

That's who I've been compared to before! But that was then!

 

[Noodley]

If you think I have obvious talents, you should meet my Mum

OK, looks like Rich has Cathryn's mum for "personal" matters.

 

[Speicher]

If anyone needs me, I will be at Stage one winner's Party. No names, in case you have not watched the highlights yet.

Oh yes, and Noodley should be there as well!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i'll be the chap who obviously hands a sock/cucumber to the chaps before they head for the podium (they can place them themselves, mind).

 

[Noodley]

... wouldn't he just go around moaning and being grumpy like Walter Mathau?

Prime requirements for the mechanic I'd have thought...he'll fit in fine with the rest of the moany faced gits! But as he's me and rich's mechanic (well you are all "ours" since we're DS's) we'll be nice to him and tell the rest of the team to just let him get on with things 'cos he's so important to overall plans.

 

[Abitrary]

Assistant to DS
Abitrary

Thought I was left out first time, but now I notice that I'm assistant to an assistant.

I could run this whole thing, blindfolded. The only reason I don't is because I don't take praise very well.

 

[Noodley]

Thought I was left out first time, but now I notice that I'm assistant to an assistant.

I could run this whole thing, blindfolded. The only reason I don't is because I don't take praise very well.

You are assistant to the 2 most important people in the team - me and rich. Now run along and get me a cool drink...there's a good chap.

 

[Abitrary]

You are assistant to the 2 most important people in the team - me and rich. Now run along and get me a cool drink...there's a good chap.

hoo baby, If I was your assistant I'd go out of my way to cause you more problems than you thought were humanly possible. You would leave, and you wouldn't be the first boss I'd made leave not for personal reasons, but for something else, even stranger.

 

[Noodley]

hoo baby, If I was your assistant I'd go out of my way to cause you more problems than you thought were humanly possible. You would leave, and you wouldn't be the first boss I'd made leave not for personal reasons, but for something else, even stranger.

You ARE my assistant.

Now, enough of this faux Bolshevism, get me a cold beer...

 

[Abitrary]

You ARE my assistant.

Now, enough of this faux Bolshevism, get me a cold beer...

OK. What bodily secretion would you like in your 'cold beer'?

You might get pregnant, and it, er might not even be your wife that impregnated you!

 

[rich p]

I'm slightly shell-shocked at Cathryn offering me her Mum

 

[Noodley]

OK. What bodily secretion would you like in your 'cold beer'?

You might get pregnant, and it, er might not even be your wife that impregnated you!

No secretion old boy...just make sure it's chilled. I'll look after you if you look after me, I value me staff.

 

[Abitrary]

Massage Team
Speicher & Wafflycat - both with the odd Brazilian

BTW, if the team got massaged by wafflycat, we'd be in the tent all day instead of cycling.