Tour De France - notre Equipe

[Dayvo]

She will be overjoyed.

And over-worked, no doubt!

 

[Speicher]

Yes, but what is Cathryn doing, I cannot see her name on the list.

 

[Noodley]

Yes, but what is Cathryn doing, I cannot see her name on the list.

As DS, I would maybe be in a position to help Cathryn secure a place on the team. DS "personal assistant" sound okay? Never mind Abitrary already being "Assistant" I can assure there will be nothing "personal" about his duties.

 

[Arch]

Well, I'm honoured. What sort of PR am I supposed to do? I refuse to wear a furry mascot outfit. Unless it's an elephant and I get a load of cake for it...

 

[Aperitif]

As spokeshomme for the major sponsors, I have to relate that there is growing concern amongst their management that some of team Cyclechatta & Nottanutha Glasobeer Todrink actually know something about bikes.

The Halfords Board are seriously considering their future after such an unexpected departure from the norm...

...and the rest of us live in hope

 

[Cathryn]

Honoured to be found a role. With a french degree, I could maybe be the team translator? Happy to be PA though! No delusions of grandeur here!

 

[Dayvo]

Honoured to be found a role. With a french degree, I could maybe be the team translator? Happy to be PA though! No delusions of grandeur here!

Oh, being a Scandinavian know-it-all specialist, I'll do the Nordic bit!

 

[Speicher]

I have tried to resist, but cannot.

How many cunning linguists do we have on this Team?

 

[Dayvo]

My tongue has got me out of trouble on many occasions, but has found it's way into some tight spots, too!

 

[Aperitif]

One thing's for sure...we're gonna lick the opposition.

Col de Nago here we come!

(Remember the riders have just completed their first day on the road Speicher...no rubbing them up the wrong way)

(The riders I said - not the support staff )

 

[Speicher]

I have just received an urgent request to assist Mr Valverde. I will be back much later.

 

[Noodley]

Should Rich P and I have access to a copy of "bonj's book of race tactics"?

Or do we want to win?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Bonj would be in charge of the track team. All those fixed wheel bikes...

 

[rich p]

Should Rich P and I have access to a copy of "bonj's book of race tactics"?

Or do we want to win?

I think I may be making most of the decisions if your spending time with your PA, Noodley.

May I use Cathryn's obvious talents from time to time?

 

[Cathryn]

If you think I have obvious talents, you should meet my Mum