Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
My sources tell me that most stuff is waaayyy down, although domestic assaults are up. In April out local force took 40,000 calls from people grassing up their neighbours for breaches of the "lockdown" that the police have no powers to enforce, so it's just as well crime is down because they're too busy fielding rubbish calls to investigate anything.Talking of knife crime, when are the stats for knife crimes / muggings / other violet stuff, coming out? I bet most crimes are down in 2020.
Indeed, according to Gossip Central (AKA Mrs D) a neighbour a few doors down has been grassed up and got a finger wagging from the Asthma Police and there's a bit "whodunnit" thing going on on Faecesbook to out the perp! Exciting times.