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[Rusty Nails]

Russell's teapot was china. You may be mixed up with the chocolate spaghetti monster.

I was mixing it up with that old saying "he's as much use as a chocolate teapot".

That reminds me, time for coffee and a chocolate penguin.

 

[flake99please]

Is it too soon to start a ‘come back randomturd, we are missing you so much’ thread?

 

[swee'pea99]

When I were a young teenager the ice cream man would break open a packet of embassy and sell them individually to use kids for 20p each. You just don't get that level of service these days.

Found myself listening to 'Return to sender' the other day, which begins

I gave a letter to the postman
He put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning
He brought my letter back

And I thought, you have to say, that's an excellent postal service. You'd be lucky to get it back within a week these days, even without the current problems.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

YACF, eh? Sounds like another CycleChat Investiates in the making!

Please don't do that. YACF are good neighbours to CycleChat and we don't want to upset them.

 

[Archie_tect]

It is not compulsory to read all the posts. 🙄

Nobody told me that....

 

[Archie_tect]

For some odd reason that I can't remember now I thought YACF was about yachting....

 

[wheresthetorch]

I put my heating on yesterday.

 

[Jody]

I put my heating on yesterday.

Our heating hasn't been off yet

 

[wheresthetorch]

Our heating hasn't been off yet

Shocking!

 

[Chris S]

In my day it was Woodbines. Or you could all band together and buy a pack of 5 to share between all of you .

Or a party can of Evo stik.

 

[Chris S]

Found myself listening to 'Return to sender' the other day, which begins

I gave a letter to the postman
He put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning
He brought my letter back

And I thought, you have to say, that's an excellent postal service. You'd be lucky to get it back within a week these days, even without the current problems.

Today there would be a rap about the postman emptying his sack through your letter box.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Today there would be a rap about the postman emptying his sack through your letter box.

Not if it was French letters

 

[I like Skol]

Now that April and it's showers are out of the way should I remove the mudguards from my commuter bike?

 

[swee'pea99]

Today there would be a rap about the postman emptying his sack through your letter box.

You are Fnaar AICMFP

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What colour shower curtain works best?