Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Arjimlad]

The "in my face wall of sound" approach to communication is not going to elicit the most calm and sensible response from me, I'm afraid !

 

[Cyclopathic]

Please just shut up and leave me alone.

 

[TVC]

That sounds pretty grim!

There really is nothing more selfish (and stupid) than suicide.

I've known two people who have committed suicide, in both cases the reasons were understandable, one was in a very abusive relationship which she saw no way out of, and the other was through severe depression. Unfortunately of course someone has to have the shock of finding them, and public servents have to deal with clearing up.
Some ways of taking your life have a bigger impact on society than others, my rant last night (and I deleted it because it was a rant) was with the method the person chose, I still have great sympathy for them being in such a desperate state.

 

[Lullabelle]

Sorry, were speaking to me? it's just that I always switch off when you open your mouth

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, were speaking to me? it's just that I always switch off when you open your mouth

What?

 

[Cyclopathic]

I find your children utterly revolting and bad mannered and I think you should do a better job of bringing them up.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I'll get this round in...

GC

 

[perplexed]

Do you think there is any way in which you could train your utterly gormless wife to enter your house in such a fashion as to be able to switch off the ****ing house alarm in time to prevent it going off?

I realise that this may take some doing as she only goes in and out about 46 times a day, but if could just make an effort the whole street would be grateful. Thank you ever so much. Oh, and whilst we're talking about training, do you think you could make the teeniest effort to prevent your rat on a string from yapping incessently when you drag it out for a crap at 0645 am?

Thanks again.

 

[donnydave]

You can shake your head and cast as many disapproving glances as you like, I need to blip the throttle to stop the engine dying. I'm aware I get very poor mpg, please will you all stop approaching me at petrol stations to advise me of this fact, I have different priorities to you.

 

[Ganymede]

You are going to be divorced by next year if you don't have it out properly. You, mister - you've got to understand where she's coming from. You, missis - you've got to realise that even if you feel you're only asking for what's due to you, you're coming across like a steamroller. You are making your friends very very uncomfortably by just sniping at each other in public instead of having a real conversation at home. And, missis, stop trying to make it look like I'm on your "side" all the time!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Listen, I know you are young and probably don't have anywhere to go, but if you want to make out on the street, don't look at me like I'm sort of pervert when, shock horror, I need to walk past you!

Also, if that was you earlier away off in the bushes, don't exclaim 'Oh my God!' just as I walk past. I might think something is up (pardon the pun ).

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My telling you I'm not feeling well isn't your cue to tell me how you've had worse, for longer and with more pain/discomfort. Life isn't a game of Top Trumps

 

[swee'pea99]

My telling you I'm not feeling well isn't your cue to tell me how you've had worse, for longer and with more pain/discomfort. Life isn't a game of Top Trumps

Bet I'm feeling worse than both of you. I fell off my bike and my bum hurts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bet I'm feeling worse than both of you. I fell off my bike and my bum hurts.

Oh yeah??!! Well, earlier on when I was in my bike, I was hit by a car and died, but was brought back to life by the driver using a pair of jumpleads!!

Beat THAT!!

 

[Nihal]

Dammit driver,why couldn't you leave him be?