Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Arch]

IF you took the *@!!ing non recyclable *@!!ing rubbish out of your *@!!ing recycling box and put it in your *@!!ing bin, instead of leaving it to *@!!ing fester for week after week, then there would room in your *@!!ing recycling box for the *@!!ing recycling and you wouldn't have to put it out in a random collection of *@!!ing plastic bags, or just standing on the *@!!ing pavement.

Twice today. In the first case I left a note which may have contained traces of sarcasm (but no *@!!ing), in the second I took all the rotten wet plastic bags out of the box, put them in one plastic bag and left it on the doorstep.

Really, is it that difficult?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Ken this, yer the biggest crabbit in the toon!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Sod you. I never even wanted your fantastically well paid job in Sydney Australia in the first place.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Of course a broken leg on the premises in work hours is a notifiable accident you dick.

 

[Speicher]

I do not care what the Elf and Safety manual says, if the Fire Alarm sounds, and I see a mother struggling to leave the building with two very young children, I will ask her if I can help her by carrying one of her children out of the building.

Yes, I know that she will want me to stay within her sight if I am carrying one of her children.

Yes, I know that I must not obstruct others who are leaving the building.

 

[srw]

No it's not - it's a bit of sexist nonsense. And saying it is makes it worse.

 

[TVC]

At first it looks like you have a lot to say, and are making a contribution. But, when I think about it, it's just mindless noise for your own entertainment and ultimately we are actually just ignoring you.

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, that's me told!!

 

[TVC]

Well, that's me told!!

Not this time Doc, not this time.

 

[TheDoctor]

Whatever.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not this time Doc, not this time.

Yes, yes, its me, isn't it??

 

[Justiffa]

Enough.. I don't need u to be happy, not anymore so u can go f**k urself

 

[TVC]

Yes, yes, its me, isn't it??

You are a pussy cat. No MDB, it's not you.

 

[152l2]

This is only a small office with only the two of us in here. So your decision not to wash or brush your teeth today, to wear the same clothes as yesterday, eat sh~% all day and come in from your fag break with stinky breath every half hour affects both of us.
And for the love of God......... BLOW YOOUR NOSE AND STOP SNIFFING!!!!

 

[donnydave]

You say your car (that you own entirely) is costing you too much to run, so you changed it for a NEW car that gets 3mpg more? Have you even heard of such concepts as total cost of ownership? Additionally, the other reason for changing your car was because you have had a baby. Your old car was a nice sized hatchback. The new car is a people carrier thing. Exactly how big is this baby?