Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Joey Shabadoo]

Yes, when I wrote on the order form "Delivery Not Before The 14th Under Any Circumstances" I intended the "Not" to be optional.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Just MTFU.....and SUMO!

 

[classic33]

I wonder who you mean

I know! But it'd breach forum rules by putting a name to it. As do personal attack
Questionable reportable.

 

[TVC]

I know! But it'd breach forum rules by putting a name to it. As do personal attack
Questionable reportable.

How would you know, do you work at the same company as my wife?

Edit. Actually what does Questionable reportable mean?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I've got this genius idea. How about we simply comply with the law and cross that feckin' bridge if we come to it instead of spending other people's money today fixing a problem we may never ever have.

What I actually said was

"I'll give it some thought."

 

[TVC]

I know! But it'd breach forum rules by putting a name to it. As do personal attack
Questionable reportable.

Since posting this you have made ten other comments elsewhere on the forum without reply to my response.

A statement of fact. Others may draw conclusions

 

[Nihal]

How would you know, do you work at the same company as my wife?

You haven't looked at Classics's Sig line,have you?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Background - I asked for a sample of one of our bargain curtain poles which normally come in outers of 30 to be sent to my home address so I could present them to a customer on Monday. Black, Cream or Silver, I didn't mind.

Did a pole turn up at my door?

Of course not. 30 boxes of 30 poles in black, cream and silver have just been delivered to the customer. 2700 poles.

Did I scream at the utter incompetence and stupidity of the office staff?

No.

<sigh> That's ok, not a problem. I'll deal with it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Background - I asked for a sample of one of our bargain curtain poles which normally come in outers of 30 to be sent to my home address so I could present them to a customer on Monday. Black, Cream or Silver, I didn't mind.

Did a pole turn up at my door?

Of course not. 30 boxes of 30 poles in black, cream and silver have just been delivered to the customer. 2700 poles.

Did I scream at the utter incompetence and stupidity of the office staff?

No.

So you're responsible for all of the Poles in this country.

 

[swee'pea99]

Background - I asked for a sample of one of our bargain curtain poles which normally come in outers of 30 to be sent to my home address so I could present them to a customer on Monday. Black, Cream or Silver, I didn't mind.

Did a pole turn up at my door?

Of course not. 30 boxes of 30 poles in black, cream and silver have just been delivered to the customer. 2700 poles.

Did I scream at the utter incompetence and stupidity of the office staff?

No.

Sorry but that's hilarious! For some reason it brings to mind the brilliant bit in Spinal Tap where they're presented with the Stonehenge they're to use on stage, except because of Nigel's failure to understand or at least clearly state ' rather than ", it's 18" tall.

 

[Lullabelle]

Yes it is childish not to talk to your partner. Perhaps if the 2 of you had an adult conversation once in a while then you would probably get on better and wouldn't have a face on you every morning.

 

[Puddles]

It is two weeks before you have to file your tax return, I will do it same as I have done it every year for you since I qualified. It will take me ten minutes online at most. Yes I do know this year is slightly different with your pensions. I have never filed it late for you I have never made a mistake on it. When I say I will do it this week when both small people are in school I will do it this week whilst both small people are in school. I do not need you mentioning it to me twice daily since the start of this year when I am waiting for you to give me the paperwork for your pensions. If you give me the paperwork I can complete it. No I will not do it whilst small people are around, I do not need the distraction. If we have the same conversation about doing it and me needing the paperwork from you again I will scream.

Yes when I filled in all your pension forms to various companies we did put it all in one big folder all together, no I do not know where you then put it. Do I really have to help you look for it? Oh I do, this weekend? yes why not it is not like I have 2 small children, a husband, dog and a house to look after, free as a bird me, of course I have an entire afternoon to turn your entire house upside down looking for the paperwork you have lost, which is somehow my fault.

I love you dearly Mum, but, just find & give me the paperwork and stop with the twice daily reminders.

 

[Scoosh]

Background - I asked for a sample of one of our bargain curtain poles which normally come in outers of 30 to be sent to my home address so I could present them to a customer on Monday. Black, Cream or Silver, I didn't mind.

Did a pole turn up at my door?

Of course not. 30 boxes of 30 poles in black, cream and silver have just been delivered to the customer. 2700 poles.

Did I scream at the utter incompetence and stupidity of the office staff?

No.

Now that is restraint !

 

[TheDoctor]

Really?
I mean, really?
I couldn't think of a more perfect example of career suicide if I tried.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are so excited about Sochi are you? Really??
Quite frankly I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than actually watch it, I mean I'm sure the sport is great and all, but the host nation are only a bunch of homophobic, intollerant morons, so why would I want to give them any more oxygen than I honestly need too??

No, really, for the first time since about 1992, I will not be watching a single second of it. Simple.

Enjoy.


What makes it worse is that after seeing the 'Lympics in London, I very nearly applied for tickets to Sochi.
Looks like I dodged a bullet there and no mistake!!