Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mad Doug Biker]

I said more or less the same thing earlier, and just about everyone completely ignored me, and yet, you come along and everyone hangs on your every word. How the **** do you work that one out?

I had that 'great point' long before any of you knew what it was!

 

[ColinJ]

I said more or less the same thing earlier, and just about everyone completely ignored me, and yet, you come along and everyone hangs on your every word. How the **** do you work that one out?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Exactly!

Well, sort of.

 

[hopless500]

Yes you are fat and can't fit into just one seat on this train. You need to do some exercise so you bum can squeeze in between the arm rests and you can pull down the table in front of you for your cup of tea rather than to put your stomach on it.

Didn't think we'd met???

 

[TheDoctor]

Mate. This has got to stop,
I love you dearly, but if you don't stop going on about X Factor I shall have to set fire to your underwear.
Seriously.

 

[Archie_tect]

Doesn't this happen every year about this time Doc? You'd have thought they'd've learnt by now...

 

[hopless500]

Mate. This has got to stop,
I love you dearly, but if you don't stop going on about X Factor I shall have to set fire to your underwear.
Seriously.

 

[TVC]

Just leave that baby alone, the only reason it cries so much is because you keep picking her up and shoving your fat face next to hers whilst you shout nursery rhymes at her.

 

[Primal Scream]

Yes I am a bit of a "snob" whe it comes to clothes but them again unlike you I dont want to look like I dressed in clothes from Primarks bargain bin and my clothes will last for years.

I am not a snob btw but one of my colleagues was taking the p1ss because I spent in excess of £150 on a pair of shoes.

 

[fimm]

Will you gentlemen stop talking about your children vomiting all over you and just go back to talking about the football?
(Honestly, you'd think I wasn't the only woman in this room...)

 

[Lullabelle]

Shut the f**k up about football, there are so many interesting and exciting things in this world yet all you can eat,sleep,breath, talk about is a bunch of overpaid fairies who kick a ball around.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

No. That isn't what the law says. Stop pointing at your poxy note pad where you've written www.hse.gov.uk like that pad came down the mountain with moses. I've already read what the laws said. I spent ages reading up the hse website over the weekend. I've even read the primary legislation. Just asserting your opinion ever more stridently gets you nowhere. Stop trying to browbeat me into agreeing with you. You're wrong. Get over it. And no. I'm not interested in 'best practice' either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Shut the f**k up about football, there are so many interesting and exciting things in this world yet all you can eat,sleep,breath, talk about is a bunch of overpaid fairies who kick a ball around.

I agree, and if you start talking about something else similar, its you who is the sad one

Yes I am a bit of a "snob" whe it comes to clothes but them again unlike you I dont want to look like I dressed in clothes from Primarks bargain bin and my clothes will last for years.

I am not a snob btw but one of my colleagues was taking the p1ss because I spent in excess of £150 on a pair of shoes.

Oh! You SNOB!

Seriously though, I had similar at School one time when on the first day back I turned up with a pair of new Doc Martins shoes.

True to my prediction, my shoes lasted for years whilst their trainers lasted.... how many weeks/months?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know you mean well and all, but really, why do you need to cook us such crap??

Really, it smells like Cindy took a sh*t in it before you put it in the oven!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It tastes awful too!

To be fair, things have been getting better recently and we have had great food the past while, including vegetable Lasagne and some other pasta things, but THAT abomination tonight was a real retrograde step!