Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Nigel-YZ1]

Oh dear it's time to listen to you saying "fark!!!" a dozen more times.
Yes it makes you look all responsible and manly, and enhances your reputation as a salesman and a businessman.
I know the computer isn't up to scratch but I'm doing my best given the ebay budget.
Yes that's it, scream and yell and kick the furniture. You're really impressing me even though I'm older than you and could run this company of yours better than you.
Tell me my job, even though I've been doing it for 25 years.

But one day, hopefully soon, I'll put my notice on your desk.

Then I'll walk out of here with dignity, knowing I did my best.
You'll still be a silly little man pretending to be a whale in your own little goldfish bowl, working your way towards ulcers and a heart attack, being paid big money to support a big house and a new Jaguar, but doing a job a school leaver could run rings round you at.

You are truly pathetic.

 

[GetAGrip]

Merry Christmas Dad. It would be good to see you pop in on the big day! Hey, why not bring your son with you. Love you both x

 

[Drago]

To my bosses - "you couldn't manage a good s**t between the lot of you without meetings, forming a sub Departnent to manage it, and putting a statement out through the Press Office."

 

[Night Train]

I am NOT going to the airport! They can make their own way!

 

[defy-one]

Why can't YOUR parents stay with YOUR brother?

 

[Speicher]

To my bosses - "you couldn't manage a good s**t between the lot of you without meetings, forming a sub Departnent to manage it, and putting a statement out through the Press Office."

They would need to have a meeting about it, and then carry the motion to have another meeting.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

That's nice!

 

[Lanzecki]

YOU are a waste of space. You have no idea what you should be doing. You are laughed at (not with) by everyone that works for you. You were only promoted to reduce the chance of breaking something.

Now, please sign off to pay my invoice? I'd like a christmas....

 

[Night Train]

It wasn't my idea, I was tipped off.

 

[Speicher]

Why do you always want to give the impression that you know what everyone is doing and/or thinking, and why they are doing or thinking it? It is a waste of my energy trying to explain to you, yet again, that you are nearly always wrong in these assumptions. This is why I am not going to do it anymore.

If you wish to be a mind-reader, go ahead. When it gets you, yet again, into deep trouble, do not ask me for help. Ever.

 

[Fnaar]

Hey, Duchess of Cambridge, you'd best wrap a towel round you in case the window cleaners are here. And while you're in the kitchen, can you bring us a cup of coffee?
[sorry, for a moment I thought this was the fantasy thread]

 

[Lanzecki]

Hey, Duchess of Cambridge, you'd best wrap a towel round you in case the window cleaners are here. And while you're in the kitchen, can you bring us a cup of coffee?
[sorry, for a moment I thought this was the fantasy thread]

Not the sister then?

 

[Fnaar]

Not the sister then?

Well,she could join in if she wanted to

 

[Lanzecki]

Well,she could join in if she wanted to

So classy Fnaar

 

[subaqua]

stop waffling about wanting a stand to ride your bike inside and get your fat fecking ass on your bike and ride it on the road its not fecking difficult but you make out it is.