Things you'd like to say, but can't

[subaqua]

No Andy, the lift fitters are frickin primadonnas, have no understanding of electrical safety so you can feck yerself with yer fecking donuts . I am not energising unsafe stuff . let them walk off site . after the way they lied about what was actually said to them they are not getting any help.

 

[neil earley]

Saying to my dad in a loud voice Told you so ! His fav saying when I had messed up lol sadly he died before I could. Do miss him a lots.

 

[EltonFrog]

Get out of my way you useless fat twunt.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Get out of my way you useless fat twunt.

Why does everybody have to walk so slowly, and worse than that, WHY do you all have to be right in front of me, especially when I'm in a hurry??!!
And then to add insult to injury, when I get past you, you have the utter cheek to say

'Hey, look where you are going!!'

 

[EltonFrog]

Why don't you smile for a change instead of standing there with a face like fire damaged LEGO.

 

[neil earley]

Say to a copper , Dont be a tw,,t all your life as he writes out my speeding ticket. I wishhhh

 

[EltonFrog]

Why are you wearing white trainers, white tracksuit bottoms and white hoody with a white cap? Are auditioning for Randle & Hopkirk ( deceased)...you pillock!

 

[EltonFrog]

I mean, what use are you? Really?

 

[neil earley]

Saying to my mate on a rifle range ; YOU MISSED AGAIN ! fat chance of it happening as he serves in a Recon Unit as a sniper . He,s american serving in afghanistan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are a religious freak, it is YOU who is the enemy of reason, it is YOU who is the dangerous one and it is YOU who is stupid, so do NOT tell me what I can and cannot do just because your invisible friend in the sky disapproves, ok?



And breath.

 

[neil earley]

Mad dog biker, what are you like best one so far.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad dog biker, what are you like best one so far.

Oh and stop sending me gibberish messages!!

What one do I like best so far? (I presume you meant to say). Hmmmm, I don't know, I'd have to read them all again and I feel that might just stress me out!

I'm off for an early morning jog in the cool rain instead...



Note to self: Cut down on the red meat (not easy as my family seem to practically worship the stuff! ).

 

[neil earley]

Go to my former employer and say hope you have an accident at work and lose you job you pr..ck

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

You have the biggest disability of all..........ignorance!! You small minded poor excuse of a human being!!
(My son has disabilities and come across ignoramuses on a regular basis!)

Jodee1kenobi breath, count to 10, walk away and move on :-)

 

[Lanzecki]

To the teacher that thinks that it's my daughters fault she is getting bullied, and not the bullies fault... You utter barstool. See you at school on Monday morning....