Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mad Doug Biker]

Same here, I'm glad at least someone agrees with me over the whole farce.

Good night.

 

[EltonFrog]

I would've liked to have said this to someone the other day but couldn't.

" I expect that your son does not have learning difficulties at all, he just has a bullying, foul mouthed, ignorant pig for a father. Let's hope and pray your son does not grow up to stupid as you".

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Do you think you could possibly give me two minutes to switch my brain on, before starting your daily rant about work.. I'm still in bed FFS!!!!

 

[GBC]

ANNyway, so, I hear there are to be 'nationwide celebrations' Led by the government no less in 2014 to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War.

Now, is it just me, or does the notion of actually celebrating the start of a conflict which took the lives of some 750,000 allied soldiers, not to mention how many Germans etc just a little bit tasteless, especially when it is being led by Politicians, the very people who still send people to war and who's predecessors helped cause the 1914-18 war, and then failed to make it 'the war to end all wars' in the first place??

Sorry, but am I the only one who can see it for the utter despicable piece of s**t charade that it is?

I can almost understand commemorating the end of that war, but the beginning!!!
I am absolutely confident though, that it's absolutely nothing to do with whipping up a bit of jingoism to coincide with any referendums

 

[Psycolist]

Had a bit of a chuckle reading some of these, so here is mine,
Standing at the supermarket checkout, watching every other queue disappear, while every person infront of you in your queue has either forgotten thier PIN, lost thier wallet, got a load of vouchers to pay with or is so slow at packing that y'food goes out of date while y'waiting

 

[TVC]

So I've waited in all afternoon for you to come round and measure my windows, and you phone at 5.30 to cancel. Yes it is inconvenient, and yes I did have other plans for tomorrow.

 

[gbb]

I found myself attempting telepathy to the F'kwit driver in front of me this morning...a slightly misty (NOT foggy) dark morning, with his rear foglights on, making my driving distinctly uncomfortable...
'FFS man, if you can see the car 1/2 mile in front easily enough (and you could)....then you can reasonably assume the drivers behind you can see you from 1/2 mile....so why the fcuk have you got your fog lights on when i'm 50 yards behind you.

Sweet Jesus, strike em down

 

[TheDoctor]

Why is it always the same three staff members who do the work, and the same two who sit around doing nothing?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why is it always the same three staff members who do the work, and the same two who sit around doing nothing?

Get up off your arse and help then!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Just because I'm not looking at the screen, it doesn't mean I'm still not listening!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

C'mon science. Rid me of this (and all) horrid virus(es). I've rested for 3 days now and I wanna go for a bike ride.

 

[slowwww]

This is the solution to the problem that you've been working on all day???

Congratulations, you've really surprised me!!! You're evidently even more of a cretin than I'd previosuly realised

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Why is it always the same three staff members who do the work, and the same two who sit around doing nothing?

+1

&%%#@!*&$%"^

 

[colly]

I would like to say:

I've just won the lottery and I have wealth beyond my wildest dreams !





I'd like to..............................but can't.

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Of course buying a ticket might help the cause.​

 

[Speicher]

My silence in response to your statement earlier today, is, in no way, never, not now, not ever, not remotely, not ever, not even a tiniest bit, not ever, to be taken as approval of, agreement to, or acceptance of, your intended action. Did I mention not ever?