Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mad Doug Biker]

Will you just stop sniffing and blow your (expletive) nose you moron. We all have to have travel on this mobile petri dish together and stuck up their own backsides, fat (expletive)'s like you just make a horrible journey even worse.

Although I don't know the person responsible, I do find that sometimes if I have a cold, I feel like I need to sniff like there is stuff up my nose, but there is nothing there.
Blowing ones nose makes sod all difference.

Loudly sniffing up snot is quite different however.


Anyway, talking of trains

TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE SEATS, OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO SIT THERE AFTER YOU!!

 

[TheDoctor]

And put your rubbish in the bin, too!! I don't want to sit amongst it.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

what the hell am i doing on here at 4.15 am

 

[Nosaj]

Although I don't know the person responsible, I do find that sometimes if I have a cold, I feel like I need to sniff like there is stuff up my nose, but there is nothing there.
Blowing ones nose makes sod all difference.

Loudly sniffing up snot is quite different however.


Anyway, talking of trains

TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE SEATS, OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO SIT THERE AFTER YOU!!

Mad doug,

It sounds like its really anal & petty and in the big scheme of things and about 3 minutes after getting off the train is entirely that. But for those 30 mins or so its like someone putting pins in your ears and is a living hell. Funnilly enough after years of commuting on the trains you can actually tell the difference between when someone is afflicted by a cold and doing as you describe which is perfectly OK as there was someone else on the train with a cold sniff. This guy however seemed to be trying to compete with him and every time the cold guy sniffed he had to bigger and better. Feet on seats is another pet hate but after getting a lot of aggro once for pointing that out to someone I tend to just put up and shut up now, its just not worth the hassle.

 

[Nosaj]

And put your rubbish in the bin, too!! I don't want to sit amongst it.

Hear hear - Sat on a piece of chewing gum once - normally look at where I sit but on this occassion I didn't.

 

[Speicher]

I readily admit that I have not recently read a copy of the Highway Code. However, I am prepared to state categorically that a big number 20 on a road sign means that mopeds are expected to keep below that speed limit as well as cars. Buzzing around me like a swarm of angry bees and then overtaking me on a pedestrian crossing is not a safe method of travel.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, so you have this big plan in mind? You have told me the first part of the plan. I have suggested a way to make the second part much easier than your plan for the second part.

Then you agreed to my suggestion about the second part. Now you say you do not want me to act on my suggestion for the second part. This is alledgedly because it is not part of your overall plan.

Can I suggest that you allow me to know the overall plan? If you feel you cannot do this, for whatever reason, then I refuse to have any further part of any plan, be it the second, third, fourth or ninety-fifth part of your plan.

Do you think I have time to waste trying to guess your plans? Have I got nothing better to do than to try and help you? Would I suggest a certain course of action, if I was even remotely unsure that it was the best and easiest course of action?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad doug,

It sounds like its really anal & petty and in the big scheme of things and about 3 minutes after getting off the train is entirely that. But for those 30 mins or so its like someone putting pins in your ears and is a living hell.

I know, my big sister has some sort of problem where snot and other crap continually runs down the back of her throat. Not nice, but imagine what we have to put up with on a fairly regular basis.

On another entirely different note:

Just becuase

'The horses are happy'

as you say, still doesn't make potentially racing them to death any more right you f*ckwit!!

Look at the Grand National last year and of what happened to those horses, are you really honestly proud of that? Are you??

Personally, I'd ban all aspects of horse racing where there is a risk of injury, such as the jumping, and if you still want to continue with it, then the penalty will be for me to come round and break YOUR leg, very slowly and painfully, both legs for the worst offenders. Right??

Oh yes, and why is it that every stupid human who starves and animal is almost always the size of a small bus??


Doug, who would quite happily execute all of these idiots right now.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speaking of executions, I'm with Nosaj. People who sniff....sniff.....sniff.....sniff........sniff their way thru' a 20 minute journey in the company of their fellow man should be shot. Or garotted. Or boiled in oil. I'm easy.

 

[Dora]

Actually, yes, I AM "with it" I am paying attention and I'm aware you're there, I'm aware you're talking to me, and in a few seconds I'll be aware you're talking about me. However I chose to ignore your petty demands because a) they refer to rules you made up on the spot and b) they're stupid.
Secondly, yes, I complained about you to your boss. As a paying customer I'm entitled to do so if I'm not satisfied with what you do and can't get you to sort it out yourself. It's not passive agressive at all. Passive aggressive would be to take the £185 a month I currently pay for your services, and hand it over to your rival down the road, which I am, of course, perfectly at liberty to do. You have to put up with me for literally seconds, twice a week. Suck it up and behave like a professional.

 

[TheDoctor]

Can I please have someone WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING!?!?!?!?!
That way it might, you know, get done. Sometime. Perhaps.

 

[ColinJ]

When your salesman persuaded me to transfer to the Business broadband + line rental package, I specifically asked him if I would be sent a new router and he said that it wasn't necessary, so I wouldn't be getting one. The fact is that my current router is over 10 years old and does not support ADSL2+ so I won't get the speed gains that the salesman promised me and which led me to sign up for the package in the first place. So, given that I am now on a 2 year contract for a service that I can't make full use of, I would be grateful if you would send me an ADSL2+ wireless router ASAP, and free of charge - thank you!

I can't say it because the TalkTalk customer service lines are closed for today.

I will be saying it tomorrow, though!

 

[col]

So you want me to sort out your companies affairs in my own time again?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speaking of executions, I'm with Nosaj. People who sniff....sniff.....sniff.....sniff........sniff their way thru' a 20 minute journey in the company of their fellow man should be shot. Or garotted. Or boiled in oil. I'm easy.

Anyone deliberately cruel to animals, add that to the list!!
Oh wait, you had.


Doug, who could never work for the SSPCA or similar as I'd probably end up being done for violent assault against some brain dead moron who thinks it is ok to treat animals like rubbish.

 

[Dora]

boss: It's such an awfully long walk to the printer, can I use this one in here.
me: 1)you want to use the print center to photocopy your emails? You complain about us spending your money heating our offices, you bitch and whinge about the price of paper and ink we use to print your brochures, but you have no problem printing your emails on that same expensive, glossy paper???
2) you moved the printer...you moved it two doors down - that's probably less than twenty yards ... Perhaps this will teach you to think about your descisions before you action them.


actual answer: "not at the moment, I'm in the middle of a print run."