Things you'd like to say, but can't

[dellzeqq]

VC and Colin - jumping jehosphat! You're never too old to learn! I've had my horizons expanded - but not in a nice way...

 

[ColinJ]

VC and Colin - jumping jehosphat! You're never too old to learn! I've had my horizons expanded - but not in a nice way...

One can at least understand the selfish bastards who don't bother 'picking up', but why bother to bag it and then just dump it - that makes no sense whatsoever!

On the subject of dog shoot and 'things you'd like to say' ...

A colleague once spotted a woman whose dog did an extravagant crap in the middle of the pavement which she then calmly walked away from. He ran after her, tapped her on the shoulder and said "Madam, you've forgotten your pile of stinking dog shoot!" Apparently it stopped everybody in a 30 yard radius dead in their tracks! She got very angry and said that it was a disgusting thing to say to her. He politely pointed out that it was her actions that were disgusting and that all he was doing was describing them!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

On the subject of dog shoot and 'things you'd like to say' ...

A colleague once spotted a woman whose dog did an extravagant crap in the middle of the pavement which she then calmly walked away from. He ran after her, tapped her on the shoulder and said "Madam, you've forgotten your pile of stinking dog shoot!" Apparently it stopped everybody in a 30 yard radius dead in their tracks! She got very angry and said that it was a disgusting thing to say to her. He politely pointed out that it was her actions that were disgusting and that all he was doing was describing them!

My dad once went after someone who'd let their dog do its 'business' in the front garden and asked them how they'd feel if he came over to their house and shat on their lawn.

 

[Canrider]

Here's one:

It will be much easier to sort out your IT difficulties if you cease using the phrases "reset my password" and "reregister for the website" as being synonymous and interchangeable.

Furthermore, it is difficult for me to form an opinion on the correct course of action to resolve your IT difficulties within 0.5s of being informed of their existence, from across the room, where my view of your laptop screen is blocked by the fact you're facing towards me and it isn't.

 

[Mozzy]

Is this just a rant thread about dog owners AGAIN, or is it as the title of the thread says?????? 'Things you'd like to say, but can't' commenced by Stig-OT-dump.

 

[Strick]

Not from me; my boss who pisses all over the toilet floor doesn't even own a dog! (although if he did, it would probably be better toilet trained than he is)

 

[brokenflipflop]

No, tell the truth, your name isn't feckin' Dave is it? it's feckin Muhamhed or Imran isn't it. Now feck off, I don't need a feckin loan or broadband either you pr*ck.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I would like to say würde in German properly but I can't get the hang of that umlaut.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You're a lying twisting cheating nasty piece of sh*t.

Oh yeah hang on I did say that to you yesterday and boy was it good too you ****ing ****.

 

[Mozzy]

To my two Directors when foolishly I took paid employment for the last 5 years of my working life. One a MD the other some preposterous sounding title; "if you two truly had brains you'd be feckin dangerous!" And ..."No being 32 and 34 respectively does not make you clever men in the world of business. Give me just a month of free rein and I'll run rings round the pair of you muppets!"

They never did and have suffered because of their lack of man management skills. And ... "Jeez fellas, it truly aint not rocket science; stop playing at this and learn to eat humble pie you pair of out and out wan*ers!

Truth is, I probably said similar hence the redundancy package.

 

[rich p]

You're a lying twisting cheating nasty piece of sh*t.

Oh yeah hang on I did say that to you yesterday and boy was it good too you ****ing ****.

I said sorry, didn't I?

 

[ColinJ]

[The sale of my late parents' house finally completed this morning after 11 months of setbacks]

Thanks for everything, mum and dad! Your last wish came true - that we would not be forced to sell your property while you were still alive. We will spend our inheritances wisely and will always remember you - Colin & sisters xxx

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[The sale of my late parents' house finally completed this morning after 11 months of setbacks]

Thanks for everything, mum and dad! Your last wish came true - that we would not be forced to sell your property while you were still alive. We will spend our inheritances wisely and will always remember you - Colin & sisters xxx

Nice one Col

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I said sorry, didn't I?

Too little too fuggin' late pal!

 

[Canrider]

Nice one Col

+1. That, is truly a good use of this thread's purpose.