Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

Errr....how can you call yourself a vegan and then order a beefburger?

A militant vegan I knew used to criticise meat eaters and those who wore leather shoes, but it didn't stop him buying a set of leathers when he got his motorbike ...

 

[luckyfox]

So I didn’t know it was your birthday because we haven’t known each other for that long. Then when I find out I message you & buy you a gift. You ignore me, then tell me what a fabulous time u had when your Mum told me it wasn’t the best day for you. So I set up a girls meeting & invite you & you don’t respond...
I’m past caring & your birthday chocolates are looking really tasty...

 

[jefmcg]

Errr....how can you call yourself a vegan and then order a beefburger?

View: https://youtu.be/sQOQdBLHrLk?t=50

 

[Randomnerd]

looking really tasty

How tasty were they?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I was talking with my 23 old lad the other day and asked him what all this one handed driving while reclining, leaning on the door pull, chewing the backs of knuckles etc was. He told me the current fashion is to make driving look as if it's taking the least of your effort possible.
So fark safety, let's not be bothered about controlling the car as long as we look like we don't give a shoot.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

After being tailgated by you for 20 minutes in your gigantic BMW Mini I've learned two things.
1). I didn't know I had that much patience as I didn't react.
2). Compulsory retesting is becoming a more attractive idea - but then let's face it, anyone can manage not drive like a complete knobhead for 1 hour, so that's probably a waste of time.

 

[User10119]

I didn't know I had that much patience as I didn't react.

Well done! Tailgaters are annoying, whatever their or your vehicle is, so keeping your zen could have been blooming difficult.
(technically OT, since I can say that!)

 

[Threevok]

I don't remember booking a calypso band but I do remember that bowl once having a pattern on it

 

[postman]

Why oh why are you using both hands to text when you are in control of your car.Yorkshire Water have closed Otley Road to do repairs,all traffic is going down North Lane,everything You ,you stupid ======== have both hands off the wheel texting in the busiest traffic seen in Headingley for a long time,you are rolling forward and not even looking i wish i could have got off the pavement to have a word with you,but i was pushing my bike,so i did not delay the cars.You plonker.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

It would be so nice to work with someone for 7 years and not have them totally blank you when you talk to them.
farking ignorant prick.

 

[Fnaar]

You can't simply deny your role in this , over many many years. I'm willing to admit my failings and shortcomings, but you really need to take a look at yourself too.

 

[Tin Pot]

...Compulsory retesting is becoming a more attractive idea - but then let's face it, anyone can manage not drive like a complete knobhead for 1 hour, so that's probably a waste of time.

Well...you say that, but...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Well...you say that, but...

I know it's pressing the point for some - But I'm sure many pull the wool over a driving instructor's eyes on a daily basis.

 

[Tim Hall]

Dad, where have you put...?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm so glad there's bourbon biscuits in the secret drawer in the office upstairs.