Dad, where have you put...?
Dad, where have you put...?
How long have you been stood at the bus stop.So instead of having your mobile glued to your ear talking garbage,get your ticket out before the bus turns up.Fiddling in your bag,with the phone still lodged between you ear and shoulder,gawd i wish i was that important,And if you are sooooo important why not have a car or even better get a taxi.pilot !!!!
Say what I said, "The call must have been more important than what you were trying to help them with, so you left them to finish whilst helping someone else".I love this....I have this at my work once, so I just sat there waiting for them to get off the phone before I served them- they made a complaint against me - DON'T CARE....it's rude....
Black ones never belonged to the council, you need a green one. Otherwise they'll fine you for using the wrong container.Can I have my glass/metal/cardboard recycling box back please?
(The refuse collection was this morning. All of other emptied bags and boxes were left on my step as usual but one is missing. I'll have to walk around the block to see if I can spot it. If not, I'll have to phone the council and ask for another one.)
I've just ordered a free replacement. The old one was cracked anyway!Black ones never belonged to the council, you need a green one. Otherwise they'll fine you for using the wrong container.
In the excellent This is Going To Hurt, quoted hereabouts by me more than once, he describes a woman getting shirty at the hospital after three people 'jump the queue' and are seen ahead of her. The midwife she's snarling at stops her in her tracks with: "If I'm ever admitted to hospital, I'll be delighted to be the last to be seen - it means that everyone else is in a more serious condition than me."Say what I said, "The call must have been more important than what you were trying to help them with, so you left them to finish whilst helping someone else".