Things you'd like to say, but can't

[alicat]

Lower your voices, you are more well-oiled/less well-mannered than you realise and I am too tired to tolerate it.

 

[Jenkins]

Although your information pages for the Suffolk 100 Sportive states...

The course is marked with black arrows on bright Pink paper that clearly mark the way as well as the route splits.

why you didn't mention the farking great big pink arrows that one of your organisers has painted on the road at a junction I use is beyond me!

 

[raleighnut]

Dad, where have you put...?

 

[jefmcg]

You just love the sound of your own voice, don't you?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

When I push myself so hard I fear for my health I start to see things clearer. I have to burn all the crap out of my head and heart.
It will be hard but I know there's only a few minor things I will really cling to.
Above all I'm with you and it's our adventures that count.
Let do this.

 

[Maverick Goose]

You just love the sound of your own voice, don't you?

I know the feeling!

 

[Vantage]

If it weren't for having to watch out for all you pesky pedestrians, I'd have been concentrating on the GPS and watching the purple line. I then wouldn't have missed my turn off and therefor missed my coffee date with Pam.
Pedestrians. Let's just kill them all!

 

[Mrs M]

Stop coming in here, taking centre stage, making ridiculous demands, chopping and changing your mind and trying to intimidate people.
We don’t deserve it.
And, erm, take a bath will you, ya smelly bass.

 

[TVC]

Are you sure you are on the transplant list?

 

[TVC]

[QUOTE 5275007, member: 45"]Remember when we were kids in the 70s and early 80s, and if someone was telling porkies you'd rub your chin and say "brassings"?.....[/QUOTE]
We'd say "Hmmmm.... Jimmy Hill"

It doesn't make much sense now.

 

[Vantage]

"My carbon frame has a crack in it. My 1x12 gears are bending too easily and the battery goes flat mid ride. My 16 spoke aero wheels are breaking spokes too often. What can I do?"



BUY A PROPER FU**ING BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

 

[alicat]

^^^^ why can't you say that @Vantage?

 

[Vantage]

^^^^ why can't you say that @Vantage?

If I answered a post like that I'd probably be banned

 

[alicat]

Fair point! I neglected the obvious.

 

[subaqua]

if you dont understand the legalities of needing to retain that role , and need it spelling out , how the Fark did you get so high up in the Company.

the fact you dont understand should be enough for you to realise that you need it ..

again you have just give me more incentive to not want to work for you .