Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

That is wayyyy to much information

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Thanks for the wishes. All is ok now. More sleep and a little more self worth make a problem easier.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Great weather forecast. Now I'm going out Sunday when the Trans pennine trail becomes a clone of the M25 :-/

 

[ACS]

Yes, I know I'm good at my job.
OK, I'm well thought of by senior management.
I'm an asset to the company; yes I take that as a given
Well thought of by co- workers; that's nice. Not strictly true, but nice of you to say so.
The Departmental Director speaks well of me; so he should given I caught him with......Lets leave that one shall we ?
Blah, blah, blah

So why, when I'm walking out of your office, do I feel like Premiere League football manger who has just been given a public vote of confidence by the club chairman? Could it be the rumours of imminent redundancy are true and your scared I will have it on my toes before you have the contract in place?
Bye-bye.

 

[Saluki]

It is outrageous to expect someone to wait 45 minutes to be relieved at work for a loo break. I know you are short staffed but who's fault is that. I know of at least 3 rangers who were twiddling their thumbs today and needing the cash so could have come in (Yup, I read facebook too). 45 fricking minutes is outrageous. 3 calls to answer a basic call of nature on a long 4 hours and 45 minute afternoon without so much as a water break, let alone a loo break is no bloody good enough. If it happens again, I'll shut my bit down, and turn the power off and just head for the loos. Yup, you will sack me for gross misconduct but better than wetting myself thank you very much you insensitive pricks. Oh, and you'll be even shorter staffed then so up yours.

*Not loving my job today*

 

[RoubaixCube]

Oh sorry, we're you talking to me?

If so, a hello or excuse me would of been polite

 

[FishFright]

Saying phenomana/phenomenon - Without immediately following it with " do ,dooo , d' do do "

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Riding first thing tomorrow and I can't get to sleep. Bugger :-/

 

[classic33]

Riding first thing tomorrow and I can't get to sleep. Bugger :-/

Try staying awake!

PS: should tomorrow get here, it'll be Monday.

 

[srw]

Pyjamas and ugg boots is not a good look in public. Even if you are hung over.

 

[TVC]

Pyjamas and ugg boots is not a good look in public. Even if you are hung over.

Was that Hills or Hoppy?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

If you've tried to save money by buying a cheap chinese aftermarket part for your scooter and it doesn't fit, then that is not because there is a problem with our product you numpty.

 

[gavgav]

Do you understand the term "work life balance"?

 

[AndyRM]

The kitchen in the house we're moving to is totally complete and in no way resembles a building site with a few bits of cooking equipment and cupboards scattered around the place...

 

[Scoosh]

The kitchen in the house we're moving to is totally complete and in no way resembles a building site with a few bits of cooking equipment and cupboards scattered around the place...

Pity you can't install your chosen kitchen design, then.