Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TheDoctor]

Lovely now thanks!

 

[midlife]

Daffodiling cock off you self pleasuring donkey fellator!!!!!
*and relax*
Edited for daffodil.

Splendid outburst 9 out of 10

Shaun

 

[subaqua]

Splendid outburst 9 out of 10

Shaun

nah thats an 9.5 with creative swearing at best

creative swearing , much like i hoped Nixon did in the redacted stuff from watergate from an article i read in a "ahem" gentlemans magazine when i was about 14, is the way forward. sadly being a family friendly place i cant provide examples. If you see me out and about i can give a good demo

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Are you allowed to say cockswizzle ?

 

[screenman]

Are you allowed to say cockswizzle ?

I will not tell anyone, but I think you got away with it.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

I will not tell anyone, but I think you got away with it.

 

[TVC]

Are you allowed to say cockswizzle ?

Of course, that's a small village in Somerset.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Of course, that's a small village in Somerset.

I won't visit

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

That was the worst fillet steak I have ever tasted. It certainly wasn't cow, badger maybe? And the beer is rank too.




(The waitress is astonishingly pretty)

 

[TVC]

That was the worst fillet steak I have ever tasted. It certainly wasn't cow, badger maybe? And the beer is rank too.




(The waitress is astonishingly pretty)

Harvester?

 

[perplexed]

Harvester?

No, he just said she was pretty...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Harvester?

No, a very posh if down at heel country hotel north of Inverness.

 

[Mrs M]

No, a very posh if down at heel country hotel north of Inverness.

Shocking

 

[NorthernDave]

What an excellent idea for the supermarket to have mince pies and family sized festive tubs of Cadbury's Heroes already on sale for Christmas. I must stock up immediately...

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

No, a very posh if down at heel country hotel north of Inverness.

Was Nick Nairn responsible ?