Things you'd like to say, but can't

[gavgav]

I've come to the conclusion that actually you are not worth bothering with any more. The only contact between us is if I text you or arrange something. You never contact me off your own back and you are so full of your own importance that I cannot be bothered anymore.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you were so interested in the details of your neighbour's house being sold, why didn't you just look it up yourself instead of getting me to do it?

Seriously, if I had neighbours like that then I would be following it all so that I'd know when to have the party after they left!

 

[hopless500]

Vodafone. You are an absolute shower and you can fark off with your sodding incompetence and lying. We're not honouring the new contract as you've not yet supplied what was ordered nearly a month on. The old contract expires imminently. In a couple of weeks time you can go do one and we're taking our business elsewhere.
[happily I may be saying exactly that in the next couple of hours]

 

[Lullabelle]

For god sake sort your life out, your chin was dragging on the floor when you came in this morning. Smile ffs

 

[ColinJ]

For god sake sort your life out, your chin was dragging on the floor when you came in this morning. Smile ffs

Probably best NOT to say that - I had a random stranger say that to me when I was feeling really low and I flipped!

I told them to try smiling when having to cope with a very frail, elderly mother watching her husband of 60 years take a year of illness to die, suffering a traumatic relationship breakup after 15 years together, having a loved one getting horribly emaciated through anorexia, having a sister going through a painful divorce, the other sister having health problems, and being stressed beyond belief at work!

He looked a bit shell-shocked and staggered off to spread his stoned cheerfulness to someone else ...

 

[Lullabelle]

Probably best NOT to say that - I had a random stranger say that to me when I was feeling really low and I flipped!

I told them to try smiling when having to cope with a very frail, elderly mother watching her husband of 60 years take a year of illness to die, suffering a traumatic relationship breakup after 15 years together, having a loved one getting horribly emaciated through anorexia, having a sister going through a painful divorce, the other sister having health problems, and being stressed beyond belief at work!

He looked a bit shell-shocked and staggered off to spread his stoned cheerfulness to someone else ...

She chose to settle with this guy and chose to have 2 kids and not control them so she is miserable most of the time but all her choice no one else's.

 

[ColinJ]

She chose to settle with this guy and chose to have 2 kids and not control them so she is miserable most of the time but all her choice no one else's.

Fair enough then!

 

[hopless500]

Vodafone. You are an absolute shower and you can fark off with your sodding incompetence and lying. We're not honouring the new contract as you've not yet supplied what was ordered nearly a month on. The old contract expires imminently. In a couple of weeks time you can go do one and we're taking our business elsewhere.
[happily I may be saying exactly that in the next couple of hours]

Update/ Well, I would have said this if they had actually got a Supervisor to ring back like they were supposed to. After another endless round of being passed from dept to dept and left on hold for an hour, they now have an official letter of complaint sent in and I've also copied it by email to 2 of their Chief Execs.

 

[classic33]

Update/ Well, I would have said this if they had actually got a Supervisor to ring back like they were supposed to. After another endless round of being passed from dept to dept and left on hold for an hour, they now have an official letter of complaint sent in and I've also copied it by email to 2 of their Chief Execs.

I went for the CEO of the then newly formed EE.

 

[hopless500]

I went for the CEO of the then newly formed EE.

I'm not holding my breath waiting for a reply, but you never know, it might just give someone a kick up the backside.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Update/ Well, I would have said this if they had actually got a Supervisor to ring back like they were supposed to. After another endless round of being passed from dept to dept and left on hold for an hour, they now have an official letter of complaint sent in and I've also copied it by email to 2 of their Chief Execs.

That worked for me with Vodafone a few years ago when I wrote to the Chairman. I got a call from the Chairman's office and the problem was sorted in minutes.

 

[postman]

I am an absolute genius at working on computers,also i never ever mess up my Strava rides on my mobile phone.Ever.

 

[subaqua]

Can't say that at work nowadays, or you'll be accused of not being "diplomatic" and needing training in " people skills"
Guess how I know
I'm only a supervisor, nowadays I must ask the team "what should we do" instead of telling them

ackshully

asking rather than telling people how to do something will get a safer better result as the team/operatives feel more included.

it is part of our behavioural safety culture programme. I thought it was bollix till i saw the actual results.

 

[TheDoctor]

Daffodiling cock off you self pleasuring donkey fellator!!!!!
*and relax*
Edited for daffodil.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Daffodiling cock off you self pleasuring donkey fellator!!!!!
*and relax*
Edited for daffodil.

Having a peaceful day?