Things you'd like to say, but can't

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Saluki

World class procrastinator
He's like a grumpy geography teacher from a 1970s grammar school!

(He is a composite of 3 or 4 of my old teachers ... :whistle:)
Ditto. Definitely a geography teacher, you are spot on there.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
It's a warm Saturday evening on a Bank Holiday weekend, and you have decided to have a bonfire to burn all the green weeds and lawn mowings. I've shut all the windows, but the whole house stinks of smoke. Thanks a lot for being such a thoughtful neighbour.

This has to be one of the most anti-social, annoying things that neighbours can do. Our old neighbours used to do it without warning. Luckily they buggered off elsewhere.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
:hello:

I was looking for someone tall with long hair.

:laugh:
It wasn't this freak was it? I often saw him lurking about ...! :whistle:

colinj-ian-gillan-charles-manson-lookalike.jpg
 

Maverick Goose

A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
He's like a grumpy geography teacher from a 1970s grammar school!

(He is a composite of 3 or 4 of my old teachers ... :whistle:)
Mine too...same old suit since 1962;)!
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
It's a warm Saturday evening on a Bank Holiday weekend, and you have decided to have a bonfire to burn all the green weeds and lawn mowings. I've shut all the windows, but the whole house stinks of smoke. Thanks a lot for being such a thoughtful neighbour.

That really is bad. I will only do ours towards the end of the year when it is a bit too nippy to have windows open.
 

TVC

Guest
Microsoft - STOP doing things like making my computer sort out its updates when I switch it on without giving me any choice. I switch it on BECAUSE I WANT TO USE IT, not to sit watching little dots going in circles and reading a message that says 'this may take a while'

:cursing: :cursing: :cursing:
You're not the only one. I mainly use this tablet for internet stuff and only turn on the computer once a week. That seems to have been a long enough interval for Bill Gates to have completely re-written Windows and then use the first 20 minutes after I pressed the on button to rearrange the furniture. After that every other bit of software I have installed decides to check for and offer me updates.

I just wanted to pay my flippin' gas bill!!!!!
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Can you not choose whether or not to permit MS to do things without your approval ? I had a 'Security Update' today and could choose whether or not to let it be done automatically or whether it required my permission.

Guess which one I chose ? ;)
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
To the Bianchi riding bloke in the Ipswich Bicycle Club shorts...

The car driver bibbed his horn because your ridiculous wobbly track stand in the advance stop box made it look as if you were going to hit or even fall onto his car NOT because you were in his way - even I couldn't use the box because of your antics. Does it take too much effort to clip out for a minute?

To then ride off pointing out the next advance stop box and cycle lane while shouting "for bikes" but not noticing the car had gone a different direction made you look like a prat. Then, as I followed you at a safe distance, I know you thought you were doing me a favour by pointing out the road hazards as if in a club ride - however they were only a hazard to you as you were riding way too close to the gutter. I was a couple of feet further out in a much better position.

Still, I doubt you'll tell your club mates that a bloke on a heavy Kona CX with full guards and knobbly tyres kept pace with you up Woodbridge Road hill will you?
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
You're not the only one. I mainly use this tablet for internet stuff and only turn on the computer once a week. That seems to have been a long enough interval for Bill Gates to have completely re-written Windows and then use the first 20 minutes after I pressed the on button to rearrange the furniture. After that every other bit of software I have installed decides to check for and offer me updates.

I just wanted to pay my flippin' gas bill!!!!!
It took AN HOUR. By which time I had better things to do. So when I eventually switched it on, it said Hi! (Spinney said F*** off). It then said We have updated your computer. (I F***ING KNOW!!!!). And took a further 10 minutes to start, with increasingly annoying 'friendly' messages...

Can you not choose whether or not to permit MS to do things without your approval ? I had a 'Security Update' today and could choose whether or not to let it be done automatically or whether it required my permission.

Guess which one I chose ? ;)
Automatic, but automatic usually involves downloading stuff when you switch off, and maybe a couple of minutes loading/installing/whatever next time you switch on. Not an hour!!!
 
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