Things you'd like to say, but can't

[MarquisMatsugae]

I'd love to give you a good slap, you whining, attention seeking little sh**t.

Said the Nun to the Bishop

 

[machew]

Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy

MOD EDIT:
Please remember that English is the language to be used on CC. If you must use a foreign language, please add a translation. Thank you.

In this case, it appears to be "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
If it is the actual enunciating/ pronouncing the words ... well that's something else !

I would like to be able to pronounce the words, that's why it's in the "Things you'd like to say, but can't" discussion 'cos I would like to say it but can't

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

I would like to be able to pronounce the words, that's why it's in the "Things you'd like to say, but can't" discussion 'cos I would like to say it but can't

I love the translation though

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

There's no need to push in front of everyone to get on the train. You're going into First Class so you're guaranteed to get a seat as it is.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Are you here to watch the game or to go to the loo, go to the pie stall, go to see your pal, go to the pie stall again? And by the size of that fizzy drink, you'll be going to the loo again soon.

 

[ianrauk]

Are you here to watch the game or to go to the loo, go to the pie stall, go to see your pal, go to the pie stall again? And by the size of that fizzy drink, you'll be going to the loo again soon.

Bet they leave early too

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Bet they leave early too

Yup.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Are you here to watch the game or to go to the loo, go to the pie stall, go to see your pal, go to the pie stall again? And by the size of that fizzy drink, you'll be going to the loo again soon.

Relating to this scenario totally

 

[Saluki]

So you have been on all the rides twice, seen the animals, puppet show, ridden on the park road train and been in the park for 6 hours with your 3 kids between 5 & 12, however because your toddler is under 92cm can only go on 2 actual rides and the 3D cinema, all the soft play areas, the fun castle, the pirate cove and constructors play area, the art room and the children's entertainment, you want a full refund, even though you are not charged entry for your toddler.
You are a prize nobber with no actual...........

 

[simon.r]

It's a warm Saturday evening on a Bank Holiday weekend.

 

[ColinJ]

It's a warm Saturday evening on a Bank Holiday weekend, and you have decided to have a bonfire to burn all the green weeds and lawn mowings. I've shut all the windows, but the whole house stinks of smoke. Thanks a lot for being such a thoughtful neighbour.

It's like that round here, only it seems to be skunk that they are burning! I could get stoned just by walking to the shops ...

 

[NorthernDave]

Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy

MOD EDIT:
Please remember that English is the language to be used on CC. If you must use a foreign language, please add a translation. Thank you.

In this case, it appears to be "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
If it is the actual enunciating/ pronouncing the words ... well that's something else !

Cheers @machew - I'm going to use that one on Tuesday....

 

[NorthernDave]

There's no need to push in front of everyone to get on the train. You're going into First Class so you're guaranteed to get a seat as it is.

That Jeremy Corbyn, eh? What's he like...?

 

[ColinJ]

That Jeremy Corbyn, eh? What's he like...?

He's like a grumpy geography teacher from a 1970s grammar school!

(He is a composite of 3 or 4 of my old teachers ... )

 

[Speicher]

He's like a grumpy geography teacher from a 1970s grammar school!

(He is a composite of 3 or 4 of my old teachers ... )

Yes! I thought he looked familiar.