Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

Was thinking that it covers your back, is all. Can't use the "she never told me" excuse when it's there in bold and underlined!

I had a chat to my boss, she was the 1 who realised it wasn't happening and was really appalled. I did say that next time I will ask them personally then send them both an email and copy in my boss and theirs. She doesn't think it necessary but thankfully she believes that I did speak to them so no issues there. Shouldn't be like that, we work together and help each other out just not those 2

 

[macp]

Kept it for Waitrose did you?

Cant beat a bit of crop spraying

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I really hope that my wandering around with a smile on my face all week despite you being a total cockwomble and deliberately piling huge amounts of work onto me got on your nerves. The work got done, which I hope makes you realise how professional I was, and I saw your frustration when I wouldn't tell you where I am going on to despite you forcing me out the door because of the ineptitude of both you and the company and using me as your scapegoat to save face in front of the clients.
And as for that half hearted handshake as I left - you couldn't even be bothered to stand up as a gentleman should to shake anothers hand!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I shouldn't say this as it is a bit disgusting, but.... When has that stopped me before??

Genuinely, for the first time in the 6 years I have had this stoma bag, I actually experienced pain like I used too get when I had diarrhoea all my life, before my surgery (I didn't have the trotts all my life, I mean, I used to get it before the surgery finally saw an end to it, pardon the pun ).

I don't know if the pain is usually a large intestine thing, but I only have a small intestine left and I have been blissfully pain free all these years.
The pain wasn't serious and quickly went away again, but, still, I was surprised to say the least, it was a real 'blast from the past', quite literally!

Annyway, that clearly was quite SOME curry I had last night (It was a 'special' from the takeaway)!

 

[Saluki]

It's 1am and you are playing acoustic guitar, with some gusto, and singing loudly and tunelessly. Shut up, for the love of God, SHUT UP.

Actually I did say this last night. It happens regularly, 4 or 5 times a week, but we neighbours have been asked by his support worker to cut him some slack. Sorry but enough was enough last night.

 

[gavgav]

You are a bunch of muppets and your organisation is like a circus.

 

[gavgav]

I find written instructions useful

E mail everything! When it's not written down, it never happened is my philosophy

 

[gavgav]

Oh dear... someone's in a strop, aren't they?

We're sending the data and reports to the same email address that we've been sending it to for the last couple of years. You've not provided us with any other email address to send it to. We can evidence we've been sending it to you on time.

The fact that your team haven't been opening it on time is another matter...

That's a familiar NHS one!

 

[perplexed]

I shouldn't say this as it is a bit disgusting, but.... When has that stopped me before??

Genuinely, for the first time in the 6 years I have had this stoma bag, I actually experienced pain like I used too get when I had diarrhoea all my life, before my surgery (I didn't have the trotts all my life, I mean, I used to get it before the surgery finally saw an end to it, pardon the pun ).

I don't know if the pain is usually a large intestine thing, but I only have a small intestine left and I have been blissfully pain free all these years.
The pain wasn't serious and quickly went away again, but, still, I was surprised to say the least, it was a real 'blast from the past', quite literally!

Annyway, that clearly was quite SOME curry I had last night (It was a 'special' from the takeaway)!

I liked that but I'm buggered if I know why...

 

[perplexed]

Dear France...

Please sort out your dog crap issues - we love you, but it is damned difficult to walk anywhere without scanning the ground every few steps...

 

[coffeejo]

Dear France...

Please sort out your dog crap issues - we love you, but it is damned difficult to walk anywhere without scanning the ground every few steps...

Sounds like some of the footpaths round here

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are a bunch of muppets and your organisation is like a circus.

To be fair, it IS Jim Henson's Muppet Circus Show, isn't it?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

"Oh what a glorious day and such beautiful Lakes countryside. I'll just jump on my bike and go for a pootle"

Can't cos I'm here because of work and don't have my bike woth me

 

[machew]

Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy

MOD EDIT:
Please remember that English is the language to be used on CC. If you must use a foreign language, please add a translation. Thank you.

In this case, it appears to be "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
If it is the actual enunciating/ pronouncing the words ... well that's something else !

 

[Mrs M]

I'd love to give you a good slap, you whining, attention seeking little sh**t.