Things you'd like to say, but can't

[fimm]

You know that lovely mermaid that your grandchildren modelled from sand on the beach and you posted a photo of on FaceBook? I thought it was something very rude when I first saw it...

 

[Mrs M]

STOP asking me to rate my recent experience with your company
Same as always, a complete and utter fekin waste of my time, energy and patience (now worn so thin it's f***in threadbare)
Now p*ss off and train your staff to at least all tell the same lies, not a different one each time.
Useless mo fo wukfits!

 

[ColinJ]

STOP asking me to rate my recent experience with your company
Same as always, a complete and utter fekin waste of my time, energy and patience (now worn so thin it's f***in threadbare)
Now p*ss off and train your staff to at least all tell the same lies, not a different one each time.
Useless mo fo wukfits!

I am getting fed up with Chain Reaction Cycles asking me over and over again for feedback on products that I bought from them. I have not used the damn things yet - they are spares for the future.

I am also getting tired of my local health centre asking me the same question every time I have a blood test. Would I be likely to recommend them to friends and family? My answer is the same as first time - if they live here, yes. If they don't, then no!

 

[classic33]

I am getting fed up with Chain Reaction Cycles asking me over and over again for feedback on products that I bought from them. I have not used the damn things yet - they are spares for the future.

I am also getting tired of my local health centre asking me the same question every time I have a blood test. Would I be likely to recommend them to friends and family? My answer is the same as first time - if they live here, yes. If they don't, then no!

I'll use that the next time the survey company they use ask.

They're not exactly local themselves, India.

 

[i hate hills]

STOP asking me to rate my recent experience with your company
Same as always, a complete and utter fekin waste of my time, energy and patience (now worn so thin it's f***in threadbare)
Now p*ss off and train your staff to at least all tell the same lies, not a different one each time.
Useless mo fo wukfits!

I really wish i could give you extra ' likes ' for that top rant . Brilliant.

 

[Saluki]

Your 'review' is nothing but a bunch of lies about the adventure park you visited today. The log flume was not closed all morning nor guarded by a gobby, rude teenager. It was run properly and politely by me and a lot of people rode on it. The water slides were not out of action all day as my husband was up there working on them. Despite what you have written about the 'manky, undernourished camels that stank' we still have no camels, whatsoever at our park. Never have done. I think you must have visited another place and are very confused.

I bet you eat scones the wrong way too. Numpty.

(The vast majority of tourists are lovely, a few really get my goat! For the record, we have half a dozen goats)

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Your 'review' is nothing but a bunch of lies about the adventure park you visited today. The log flume was not closed all morning nor guarded by a gobby, rude teenager. It was run properly and politely by me and a lot of people rode on it. The water slides were not out of action all day as my husband was up there working on them. Despite what you have written about the 'manky, undernourished camels that stank' we still have no camels, whatsoever at our park. Never have done. I think you must have visited another place and are very confused.

I bet you eat scones the wrong way too. Numpty.

(The vast majority of tourists are lovely, a few really get my goat! For the record, we have half a dozen goats)

They must have felt overcharged for a £1 hot dog.
And no camels,so invented some.

 

[raleighnut]

Your 'review' is nothing but a bunch of lies about the adventure park you visited today. The log flume was not closed all morning nor guarded by a gobby, rude teenager. It was run properly and politely by me and a lot of people rode on it. The water slides were not out of action all day as my husband was up there working on them. Despite what you have written about the 'manky, undernourished camels that stank' we still have no camels, whatsoever at our park. Never have done. I think you must have visited another place and are very confused.

I bet you eat scones the wrong way too. Numpty.

(The vast majority of tourists are lovely, a few really get my goat! For the record, we have half a dozen goats)

Were they very small people so that the Goats appeared to be Camels to them ?

 

[wheresthetorch]

Were they very small people so that the Goats appeared to be Camels to them ?

I suspect the just had the hump. (Someone had to say it . . .).

 

[Spinney]

Your 'review' is nothing but a bunch of lies about the adventure park you visited today. The log flume was not closed all morning nor guarded by a gobby, rude teenager. It was run properly and politely by me and a lot of people rode on it. The water slides were not out of action all day as my husband was up there working on them. Despite what you have written about the 'manky, undernourished camels that stank' we still have no camels, whatsoever at our park. Never have done. I think you must have visited another place and are very confused.

I bet you eat scones the wrong way too. Numpty.

(The vast majority of tourists are lovely, a few really get my goat! For the record, we have half a dozen goats)

Is this trip advisor? The owners of the park can respond, I think - might be worth it. Esp if the park's website does not have camels - you can easily expose that for the lie it is, and the rest will lose credibility even without you having to respond.

 

[hopless500]

As all your calls are recorded for monitoring purposes, I'd love you to make sure this gets straight to the head honcho of Vodafone please, and ask him why his staff have wasted my time for two and half farkin weeks, told lie after lie after lie, and NOW you tell me half the order isn't in stock. Which you damned well knew when you took the f***in' order. Oh look - you have a new 2 year sodding contract and we only have half what was agreed. Refund?? sorry, my mistake.

 

[potsy]

Oh I'm loving my free speed upgrade, thanks Mr Branson, it's really made a difference.

 

[coffeejo]

Oh I'm loving my free speed upgrade, thanks Mr Branson, it's really made a difference.

Speed? I thought they'd learnt from the Coke disaster...

 

[Maverick Goose]

You're not in Dalston any more Toto....oh and I bet those trainers aren't vegan...

 

[classic33]

As all your calls are recorded for monitoring purposes, I'd love you to make sure this gets straight to the head honcho of Vodafone please, and ask him why his staff have wasted my time for two and half farkin weeks, told lie after lie after lie, and NOW you tell me half the order isn't in stock. Which you damned well knew when you took the f***in' order. Oh look - you have a new 2 year sodding contract and we only have half what was agreed. Refund?? sorry, my mistake.

Names & addresses available!