Yep, drew me In too.Leading us all up the garden path there, @Speicher ! Good one !
Ah the joy of trains.I may have my earphones in but i can still hear your incessant moaning to your boyfriend about why he is not updating you about what he found out on snapchat about your best friend and why she didn't want to go out with you last night.
The fact you have constantly moaned like a drain for the last hour about every subject/person your poor boyfriend has spoken about may be the reason your best friend feels so drained by your negativity and wanted the night off from you.
Get over yourself and stop blaming others.
30 mins.Ah the joy of trains.
How much longer til a restorative G&T.
She doesn't sound like wife material.30 mins.
I will be running through the door to the bottle at this rate.
She is now blaming the poor lad for her inability to get herself a job because he can't drive and if he could he would be able to drive them both into town to work.
Hello dear, do you know a world exists outside your little bubble ?
She doesn't look like she is going to last too much longer as his girlfriend.She doesn't sound like wife material.
Look, it was cold, OK?I 'pulled' the other night (Wayhay!!)
... Unfortunately, what I was too polite to say was......
'Look mister, I have seen babies bigger than you..... Flacid!!'
It wasn't the best night ever as other things happened too.
Look, it was cold, OK?
You mean on the lino in front of the fridge. The film 9 1/2 weeks has a lot to answer for.But we were inside, on the shagpile in front of your roaring fire!
You mean on the lino in front of the fridge. The film 9 1/2 weeks has a lot to answer for.