Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

The most rascist guy I've ever come across was born in this country to parents who had come to this country from Croatia (Yugoslavia at the time) after WW2, horrible fecker.

I do wonder at some people's thinking.

 

[Moon bunny]

Sorry to miss seeing you after the gig. If you have not changed since you were at school, you were probably asleep in the toilets.

 

[gbb]

The most rascist guy I've ever come across was born in this country to parents who had come to this country from Croatia (Yugoslavia at the time) after WW2, horrible fecker.

I suspect some of the most paranoid people come from that part of the world. Murder, racism, oppression and rivalry have been rife there for gawld knows how long. I worked alongside an old Yugoslav. He was even fearful of returning home ..40 years after he left, because he fought on the wrong side during WW2.
Another guy I worked with, a Kosovan who lived in that region, escaped just prior to the problems in the 90s...his brother disappeared, doubtless murdered.
If theres a messed up people in europe, they must qualify right near the top.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All my life people have used me and left me a wreck. The sadness and heartbreak tore me in half over and over.
Nothing ever came back to me.
Nothing made me happy.
Then I met the first person who gave instead of took. We fit together like a pair of old slippers in front of a fireplace.

And the two of you turn up and use us both to breaking point as if its an olympic sport.

I would out and tell them, but they sound like the kind of tossers who wouldn't even notice, or would make out that it was somehow you that was in the wrong and they were the victims of your 'attack'.

 

[colly]

You complain about the immigrants coming over here but what you seem to forget is that you were not born here

To be fair I can empathise with this.
I moved up to Yorkshire in 1974 and I was a rare breed at that time. Now every other bod I talk to seemes to have moved 'oop North' Bloody southern softies takin 'our' jobs, houses and pudding.

 

[rvw]

(Technically, this shouldn't be here because the person concerned will see it. But this is more entertaining that the alternative phone call....)

Writing something on the bottom of someone else's to-do list is likely to result in the creation of another unpleasant job. Cleaning your blood off the kitchen tiles...

 

[Aperitif]

(Technically, this shouldn't be here because the person concerned will see it. But this is more entertaining that the alternative phone call....)

Writing something on the bottom of someone else's to-do list is likely to result in the creation of another unpleasant job. Cleaning your blood off the kitchen tiles...

A 'D notice': From incense to incensed in just a few days...the lot of an organ grinder eh?

 

[Bimble]

I do wish you'd shut up; you're obsessed ... and not in a healthy way. Some of us really don't want to know the ins and outs of your sex life, and most of us are convinced (by the amount of time you spend talking about it) that you're not getting any anyway.

 

[Drago]

It was me that farted in the lift.

 

[srw]

(Technically, this shouldn't be here because the person concerned will see it. But this is more entertaining that the alternative phone call....)

Writing something on the bottom of someone else's to-do list is likely to result in the creation of another unpleasant job. Cleaning your blood off the kitchen tiles...

I can't now remember what it was I wrote, but you were fast asleep and I needed to get out to work, so I couldn't ask you myself

 

[fimm]

If my boyfriend has seen that film, and I have not, why do you think that is? Do you think it could be because I don't want to see it? So why are you proposing that we watch it together?

(Thankfully they decided that as b/f had seen it, we would watch something else... as I was too polite to object...)

 

[ColinJ]

I would like to say that I did not see an advert on TV today for Christmas 2016. Unfortunately, I would be lying!

 

[TVC]

I would like to say that I did not see an advert on TV today for Christmas 2016. Unfortunately, I would be lying!

Park savings scheme I assume

 

[srw]

(Technically, this shouldn't be here because the person concerned will see it. But this is more entertaining that the alternative phone call....)

Writing something on the bottom of someone else's to-do list is likely to result in the creation of another unpleasant job. Cleaning your blood off the kitchen tiles...

It only took a couple of minutes to water the plants, so why would you burden yourself with having to clean the kitchen after killing me as well?

 

[ColinJ]

Park savings scheme I assume

I didn't catch the details but it was one of those strange 'give us money throughout the year and pay more for gifts' schemes.