Things you'd like to say, but can't

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NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
Look - you asked me to deal with this, please leave me to get on with it. You've butted in twice now and caused me more work putting right the consequences of your ill judged actions. If you don't trust me to do it, perhaps you'd be better doing it yourself?
 

Ratchet Cat

Veteran
I'm working somewhere else now.
I'm doing well. I'm going to succeed in this new job. You are a sad bully. I am now working closer to home in a better job.
I'm so glad things worked out for me. I don't believe any of your lies. You are a poisonous bitch. I hope you die a slow painful death.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
'You're fired, clock off and f off'

He's mid 20s, he lopes along, head buried permanently in his phone, always moaning about other colleagues, the job, the company, he truly is useless, uninspiring, always on the cadge...i just wish hed p1ss off and stop bothering me.

Today, he's moping along in the slightly snowy weather...
:sad:?..'i need waterproofs'
I bit...
'Why, whats the matter ?'
:sad: 'My trousers are getting wet, i had to go home yesterday and get changed because it was wet'
'Better get moving then and get inside, anyway, whats the matter , this is nothing'

and in my head, you just confirmed you really are a w anchor.
Uselsess, lazy, and a classic drain on the company, contributes next to nothing.
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
'You're fired, clock off and f off'

He's mid 20s, he lopes along, head buried permanently in his phone, always moaning about other colleagues, the job, the company, he truly is useless, uninspiring, always on the cadge...i just wish hed p1ss off and stop bothering me.

Today, he's moping along in the slightly snowy weather...
:sad:?..'i need waterproofs'
I bit...
'Why, whats the matter ?'
:sad: 'My trousers are getting wet, i had to go home yesterday and get changed because it was wet'
'Better get moving then and get inside, anyway, whats the matter , this is nothing'

and in my head, you just confirmed you really are a w anchor.
Uselsess, lazy, and a classic drain on the company, contributes next to nothing.
oooh sadly he is actually right in that if he needs them its PPE and the employer must provide

any way I would so like to say to my current line mangler.

Poke your job up your hole. I can earn more elsewhere , but i am comfortable here doing what i do. don't try and get me to do your funking job and then play the "you are not doing your job properly when i don't do your funking job you cockwomble"
 
FFS, 3 months of my life. If you thought you didn't want me, why string me along?
Bummer.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
Ive told you most of your teenage and adult life, get control of it, its your life, make decisions that matter. Stop ambling along, stop making wrong decisions, stop being so incredibly fatalistic or one day, you are going to seriously regret it.
And here we are...you are facing a catastrophe in your life.
Not through badness...but a bad decision, not questioning, just acting on instinct, just like you always did...and now we're all in a spiral of emotion, sadness and worry.
You cant help it...that was the pack of cards you were dealt, a chemical imbalance, an edginess about you, rebellious and sometimes arguementative. Yet loving, a complete opposite sometimes. .. I knew at 5 years old you were different, a rebel, a non conformer yet equally you can be loving, a wildlife lover, a grafter when your heads in it.
I hope your psychiatric help helps, you've been struggling with life for years and now this....
Ive told you some of this, some I can't, you're fragile. Youve self harmed in the past and attempted suicide twice... and we're scared to death for you.

Some people are not very lucky in life, my son is one of them.

And God strike down the person who got you in the mess you're in.
(No one died, not internet related and not drugs)
 

Katherine

Guru
Moderator
Location
Manchester
Ive told you most of your teenage and adult life, get control of it, its your life, make decisions that matter. Stop ambling along, stop making wrong decisions, stop being so incredibly fatalistic or one day, you are going to seriously regret it.
And here we are...you are facing a catastrophe in your life.
Not through badness...but a bad decision, not questioning, just acting on instinct, just like you always did...and now we're all in a spiral of emotion, sadness and worry.
You cant help it...that was the pack of cards you were dealt, a chemical imbalance, an edginess about you, rebellious and sometimes arguementative. Yet loving, a complete opposite sometimes. .. I knew at 5 years old you were different, a rebel, a non conformer yet equally you can be loving, a wildlife lover, a grafter when your heads in it.
I hope your psychiatric help helps, you've been struggling with life for years and now this....
Ive told you some of this, some I can't, you're fragile. Youve self harmed in the past and attempted suicide twice... and we're scared to death for you.

Some people are not very lucky in life, my son is one of them.

And God strike down the person who got you in the mess you're in.
(No one died, not internet related and not drugs)
:hugs:
 

slowwww

Veteran
Location
Surrey
We told you at the consultation meeting prior to implementation that the CRM system wasn't fit for purpose.
You ignored us because it was your idea and you'd already told the board of the (entirely spurious) benefits that this would bring.
Implementation was 4 months late due to system configuration problems (surprise!), but this finally launched in January
Since then, the system has crashed on a daily basis, and when it's working it is painfully slow.
Now you tell us that we have have a week to key 6 months of data to build the system database up to where it should be if a) you had brought the right system, and b) it had worked properly from day 1, oh and we must continue to do our busy day jobs too

You'll have as much luck with this as trying to push butter up a porcupine's ar5e with a red hot needle.
 

Maverick Goose

A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
We told you at the consultation meeting prior to implementation that the CRM system wasn't fit for purpose.
You ignored us because it was your idea and you'd already told the board of the (entirely spurious) benefits that this would bring.
Implementation was 4 months late due to system configuration problems (surprise!), but this finally launched in January
Since then, the system has crashed on a daily basis, and when it's working it is painfully slow.
Now you tell us that we have have a week to key 6 months of data to build the system database up to where it should be if a) you had brought the right system, and b) it had worked properly from day 1, oh and we must continue to do our busy day jobs too

You'll have as much luck with this as trying to push butter up a porcupine's ar5e with a red hot needle.

F4P kemosabe....:okay:
 
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