Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

One time we were in a supermarket and a young girl walked up to the shelf with the mixed peppers, a fat, sweaty man who I assumed to be her father said 'you wouldn't eat them, trust me' maybe she would if fat boy stepped away from the cakes

 

[Saluki]

Please exercise your dog. Yes, you lot upstairs, I'm taking to you. We have been here 6 weeks and that animal has not had one walk yet. Rolling a ball for it, on the living room floor, is not exercise. It sounds like you are herding elephants up there and my lampshades are actually moving with the flexing of your floor/my ceiling as your very large, somewhat overweight, Mastiff lumbers up and down above my head.

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm glad I don't live in your world, it must be a very sad and lonely place.

 

[fimm]

Comic Sans and green ink is really not a good look...

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Mate, I'm not prioritising your wants when I'm just an option to you. So do one.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I think this sums it up and one day I will have my say!

 

[Lullabelle]

You seem to live in a cold, joyless house, feel sorry for your kids

 

[postman]

Things you'd like to say but can't.



Leeds United Premier League Champions.

 

[raleighnut]

Things you'd like to say but can't.



Leeds United Premier League Champions.

I think there may be someone in Leicester echoing those sentiments.

 

[TVC]

I think there may be someone in Leicester echoing those sentiments.

You would think he'd support his local team, you know, the one wot's third in the Premiership.

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I'm not getting laid off a week before Christmas.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm not getting laid off a week before Christmas.

Very sorry to hear that Stig.

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Thank you MG - it's the whole team getting punted.
Still, look on the bright side - it's an opportunity to go onto something new & I'll get to see a bit more of the family, at least for a while.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

"Oh my, what magnificent breasts"

To the lovely waitress serving my meal tonight.

 

[Puddles]

No No No... proper handmade handcrafted not a t-shirt sweatshirt mug etc from china you have printed rubbish on... no not a basket of commerically produced ick you have put in a basket no not a towel you have folded, unique as in no not a bloody santa plate you have drawn on with what could possibly be a frigging sharpie... that a million other people are doing... proper proper crafted