Things you'd like to say, but can't

[gbb]

F-off and stop excitedly 'turbo talking' about how lovely your sunday dinner was.
You do it every week...its sunday dinner and can be nice, but its a bit predictable and boring...and i'm in a bad mood.

Turbo talking....excitable chatter, talking too fast, usually about mundane stuff. Does my head in.
I did once say to a former colleague....'Wayne....if you havn't got something worth saying....shut the f up fer chrissakes'

 

[fimm]

So some person, in some other office, cycles to work and leaves wet cycling gear around the office? Why does this mean that this is an unsuitable day for me to cycle to work? Why is it my problem? Is no one allowed to arrive in the office with a wet coat any more?

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 3915986, member: 9609"]just come across the above in another thread - is the downhill bit not the most exciting part of cycling and cycle chat ?[/QUOTE]
Only if you stay off the brakes.

 

[ColinJ]

I guess "Things you'd like to say but can't " doesn't include things you'd like to say but can't.

No, that's okay ... The problem is "Things you did say, but mustn't"!

 

[bikingdad90]

I am driving a bright red car and going in the right hand lane to go straight over into the dual carriageway, why do you feel the need to pull out of the left hand lane in your jeep to drive round the car in front that is taking its time pulling out as it is busy! You came inches from touching my bonnet and that was why I beeped at you so please do not look at me with a blank face!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

OH FFS!! REALLY?? AGAIN?? WHO ARE YOU? REALLY??

The first time you tried to buy this house, ok, it was the person buying your house that pulled out, ok, I get it, but THIS TIME, you have lied to US about your mortgage and wasted even more of our time!! You clearly want this house, but, why should we do business with you again?? You obviously DON'T have the money!! Did you think we wouldn't notice as you bought this place with a mythical mortgage?? Going to pay with magic beans were you??


To explain, my Parents are tying to sell their house, and the family in question bought the house, only for the deal to fall though. Not as innocent as it sounds as there was something about getting a friend to buy their house for over the odds just so the family could afford my parents house. Yeah, right.
We felt that the friend had perhaps let them down (although we didn't know enough about it), but, not now.......

Anyway, my Parents have had no other interest in the house, and the family appeared again a few weeks ago, saying they now had a buyer for their house, and would finally like to buy.

Eveything seemed to be going well until yesterday when we heard they had been lying about their mortgage
They clearly are just trying to scheme themselves up the property ladder.


It's their kids I feel sorry for.

 

[jhawk]

I saw this on Facebook yesterday:

"We should just nuke Islam, like we did Japan!"

"YOU CAN'T NUKE A RELIGION YOU F*$#ING IDIOT."

 

[Shaun]

Ooooo....very 1984.....Shaun may be the boss, but without us, this would be a very quiet fourm........possibly Shaun contemplating his navel, and the fluff thereof.....

Not really - just the removal of a reference to masturbation that wasn't seen as appropriate.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I saw this on Facebook yesterday:

"We should just nuke Islam, like we did Japan!"

"YOU CAN'T NUKE A RELIGION YOU F*$#ING IDIOT."

Perhaps they should go to Islamia to talk to the President.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not really - just the removal of a reference to masturbation that wasn't seen as appropriate.

Look about, there are references to it on here all the time!!
....Oh, its because I said the 'O' word?? My my, crime of the century!

Well, naughty naugty me, why don't I just hit myself on the bum and..... Oh ok, maybe not.

 

[Puddles]

Look about, there are references to it on here all the time!!
....Oh, its because I said the 'O' word?? My my, crime of the century!

Well, naughty naugty me, why don't I just hit myself on the bum and..... Oh ok, maybe not.

Onions? Tsk tsk!

p.s. I never saw the post so have no idea... I shall refrain (just in case) from talking about onions, octopussesss, owls, olaf, oatmeal, and other such o words

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Now then silly little 4WD xenon equipped person:
When a car goes up a long hill with 3 changes of gradient it will sometimes be pointing a little upwards, therefore the lights will be pointing a little upwards. It will only happen for a few seconds. It's called reality.
So whenever I go up one of these changes don't start flashing your little dahlia reinforcement lights as if life was about to end.
Either that or please drive only in the daylight with your xenon lights on in future like all the other big brand tulips do.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I love you dearly but please stop throwing all those bits of paper away. Now I've got to drive 100 miles and measure it all again and delay the job another fortnight.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

And to make it three bees in the bonnet today:
It's a 30mph limit you daffodil so don't drive up behind me at 60mph and shove your VW badge up my kazoo.
By the way is that a Golf TDi? - enjoy the emissions test on your next MOT!

 

[fimm]

No, I do not want a blow-by-blow account of the Scotland - Japan match, thank you.