Things you'd like to say, but can't

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Usually indicates a person with not a lot to say.

The worst culprit I have seen is David Attenborough, and he has a LOT to say!
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
Do you really think it is clever/funny to announce that we all work to pay your disability benefits even when you know your working single parent brother barely gets by from week to week with no help. Still, you can't say that about your waste of space husband who works when ever the mood takes him leaving you financially struggling.
 
You stupid...no I can't think of a word bad enough, from now on Police Community Support Officer is the official word for stupidity below a snake's belly in a wheel rut.
So midday on an August bank holiday, do you really think I need lights on a bike? most of the thinking population of the world would say no, but not you, you little thicketta, you see a bike without lights outside a shop and think it is a perfectly good use of you time to wait for the owner to come out and try to detain him for having no lights. Oh! a big plus! No helmet either! Double joy in that brain substitute of yours, you're really earning your pay now!
Now listen very carefully, hear that in the background of your squawkbox? That's the people in the control room laughing as you radio in for a constable to come and make an arrest! Any idea why they were all busy so couldn't come straight away? I have. So the supervisor says to let me go this time? I'll come to the nick if you want me to? No, you have to stay in the town centre? Gosh, that is a surprise. No chance of an apology is there? No, thought not, your sort see an admission of being wrong as a weakness.
Right you miserable *****, your arse is on the line for this, while you're wasting my time my bird is waiting for the couple of things I went out for and worried sick over why I'm taking so long. I really am going to go through every possible channel until I have made your life a living hell. Expect a P45 dropping through a letterbox near you.
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
:thumbsup:
You stupid...no I can't think of a word bad enough, from now on Police Community Support Officer is the official word for stupidity below a snake's belly in a wheel rut.
So midday on an August bank holiday, do you really think I need lights on a bike? most of the thinking population of the world would say no, but not you, you little thicketta, you see a bike without lights outside a shop and think it is a perfectly good use of you time to wait for the owner to come out and try to detain him for having no lights. Oh! a big plus! No helmet either! Double joy in that brain substitute of yours, you're really earning your pay now!
Now listen very carefully, hear that in the background of your squawkbox? That's the people in the control room laughing as you radio in for a constable to come and make an arrest! Any idea why they were all busy so couldn't come straight away? I have. So the supervisor says to let me go this time? I'll come to the nick if you want me to? No, you have to stay in the town centre? Gosh, that is a surprise. No chance of an apology is there? No, thought not, your sort see an admission of being wrong as a weakness.
Right you miserable *****, your arse is on the line for this, while you're wasting my time my bird is waiting for the couple of things I went out for and worried sick over why I'm taking so long. I really am going to go through every possible channel until I have made your life a living hell. Expect a P45 dropping through a letterbox near you.

Top Rant. Chapeau! :thumbsup:
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
You stupid...no I can't think of a word bad enough, from now on Police Community Support Officer is the official word for stupidity below a snake's belly in a wheel rut.
So midday on an August bank holiday, do you really think I need lights on a bike? most of the thinking population of the world would say no, but not you, you little thicketta, you see a bike without lights outside a shop and think it is a perfectly good use of you time to wait for the owner to come out and try to detain him for having no lights. Oh! a big plus! No helmet either! Double joy in that brain substitute of yours, you're really earning your pay now!
Now listen very carefully, hear that in the background of your squawkbox? That's the people in the control room laughing as you radio in for a constable to come and make an arrest! Any idea why they were all busy so couldn't come straight away? I have. So the supervisor says to let me go this time? I'll come to the nick if you want me to? No, you have to stay in the town centre? Gosh, that is a surprise. No chance of an apology is there? No, thought not, your sort see an admission of being wrong as a weakness.
Right you miserable *****, your arse is on the line for this, while you're wasting my time my bird is waiting for the couple of things I went out for and worried sick over why I'm taking so long. I really am going to go through every possible channel until I have made your life a living hell. Expect a P45 dropping through a letterbox near you.


sounds like the nobber Chimp that tried to tell me to wear Hi Viz and helmet at junction of whitechapel and commercial road. I looked at his bike and reminded him that reflectors on pedals was a legal requirement and the 2 items he pointed out to me were not.
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Lady, you are a drama queen.
You say that Flagship are billing you for this that and the other and if you don't pay or do the work yourself that they will stop you moving. While you were getting your hair off, Flagship emailed me and gave me a moving date and a choice of days to come and sign the paperwork. No mention of any work pending that you have got to do. I think that you are imagining things and I can't wait to move and then I never have to have any dealings with you ever again. I will be sending my lovely neighbours a 'condolences on your new neighbour' card though.
 

Dave the Smeghead

Über Member
You might have all the gear, the Bianchi, the Sky team shirt, the Sky team shorts, the Oakleys and a bit of a foul mouth. I may be a lot older, fatter and slower but then again I was on my way to work in heavy traffic not riding in the TdF peloton.
You looked like such a nobber when your chain came off trying to change gear despite your efforts to get past me (when you did finally get past thats when the foul mouth came into play although I am still puzzled as to why). When I reached that cycle path on the other side of the road you might have seen me stop while you were trying to hook your chain back on? I had to stop as I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!
You really are a total nobber.
 

Ratchet Cat

Veteran
You really are a total prat. Your little jokes are not funny. Now you're sulking because you've been told off.
You're aiming stupid comments my way.
Grow up. You and your little friends are in a whole heap of trouble. Your behaviour won't be tolerated. If I could get away with it, I'd cover you all in honey and lock you in a room with some killer bees.
 
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