Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Dave the Smeghead]

And Angels watching over me, and God loving me....pah!

You're so lucky - all I get is notifications from the lawyers acting on behalf of long lost relatives in Nigeria that have multi million dollar fortunes tied up in banks and they are keen to send me it for a small percentage if I just send them my bank account details.
I never knew my family was so large or so widespread!

 

[Tim Hall]

Thanks for the lecture.

I mean both - Carr, Norton, Wan and all the other Gays who demean themselves by adopting an overtly camp TV persona whilst they push their snouts into the over-stuffed trough of media money. The list goes on and on - Walliams, Bruno whatever his name is (and the other one who is marginally less camp) from the dancing program and that absurd character from Pineapple Studios whose name also eludes me etc.

I am also referring to the amount of programs that feature either Gay characters or Gay individuals. Take Eastenders as an example of the former. We have Ben who is Gay. We have Johnny who is Gay. We have Tina who is Gay. We have Sonia who is Gay. We had Tosh who is Gay. We had Saheed who is Gay. We had Christian who is Gay. No agenda there then.

Game shows, reality TV shows, quiz shows - many seem to do the token Gay thing.

OTT in my view and not necessary. In 2015 I think the vast majority of people accept that it is ok to be Gay.

Leaving aside for one moment the amazing bigotry in this post, my understanding is that Walliams is an RRSBB.

 

[simon.r]

You see at the end of my eBay listing, where I've taken the trouble to write 'no buy it now, the auction will run to the end'?

That means there's no 'buy it now', so why the flip have you sent me an email asking me what the buy it now price is?

 

[welsh dragon]

You see at the end of my eBay listing, where I've taken the trouble to write 'no buy it now, the auction will run to the end'?

That means there's no 'buy it now', so why the flip have you sent me an email asking me what the buy it now price is?

Oh. By the way, what is the buy it now price. I can't see it anywhere.

 

[Lullabelle]

You are disgusted by the price of prescriptions and dentists, you don't like the fact that you have to pay for benefit scroungers. Remind me, what did your mother do for a living, what did her mother do for a living? Nothing! They were both benefit scroungers.....

 

[Tojo]

Enlighten me, WTF is RRSBB, is this some sort of encryption of how camp they are without being actually out the Fecking closet.......

 

[ColinJ]

Enlighten me, WTF is RRSBB, is this some sort of encryption of how camp they are without being actually out the Fecking closet.......

It's not going to be "Romantic RiverSong Bed and Breakfast", is it! (Suggestion on acronymattic.com ...)

 

[gavgav]

No we are not "winning" as you call it. We have lost 4 members of staff in the last 6 months, 1 is on long term sick for 6 months EVERY year and yet you pander to her when she comes back each time, you have put a recruitment freeze in place and now you have decided that our department (who produce stats and reports in the NHS) should take on the mobile phones distribution and calls that the I.T department don't want to do. Since when have phones been a bloody information department task.

GRRRRRRRRR

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why, if it doesn't start until some time in May, did you tell me to go along last night??

That was a wasted journey and no mistake!!

 

[Smithbat]

If you want me to work as an FC, kindly pay me as an FC and I will happily stay late!

 

[Tim Hall]

Enlighten me, WTF is RRSBB, is this some sort of encryption of how camp they are without being actually out the Fecking closet.......

Ram Rod Straight Bird Biffer. HTH. HAND.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah, but you met a nice man on the train

Errr..... Yeah.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

For f**ks sake you paranoid nugget, we're supposed to share a common purpose, it's not a f**king competition, how can you be properly professional acting like that?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For f**ks sake you paranoid nugget, we're supposed to share a common purpose, it's not a f**king competition, how can you be properly professional acting like that?

I just don't trust you, that's why!

 

[jhawk]

"Surely you can't be that f*cking stupid?!" A few years ago to a girl who asked if I spoke three languages, and then proceeded to ask if I'd ever met the Queen (she was serious). She was/is good looking too. Shame.

EDIT: Her premise being that speaking English in England, and English in Canada are two different languages.