Things you'd like to say, but can't

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postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
We are all in it together.You lot stink to high heaven.Trough and snouts spring to my mind.Arsenals all of you.You have no idea about real life and problems real people face.Election a effing waste of time.Nothing nothing at all will change.Except you lot will get another pay rise and another scheme to get more and more expenses on top of your bloated salaries.If you were paid on results you would starve.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
In a charity shop earlier:

Why, oh why oh, have you only completed half the transaction, and then gone off to help as well as have a good natter with the person purchasing what appears to be several items, including a suitcase to carry it all in?

You have left your collegue, myself and my Mum to wait for the best part of 10 minutes before we can buy what WE want!!

I mean yes, you are both Oriental and are having a conversation in your language (can't be Chinese, they didn't sound like they were about to chop each other's head off :giggle:), but, puLEEEEZE, do it AFTER you have rung everything up. FFS!!
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
In a charity shop earlier:

Why, oh why oh, have you only completed half the transaction, and then gone off to help as well as have a good natter with the person purchasing what appears to be several items, including a suitcase to carry it all in?

You have left your collegue, myself and my Mum to wait for the best part of 10 minutes before we can buy what WE want!!

I mean yes, you are both Oriental and are having a conversation in your language (can't be Chinese, they didn't sound like they were about to chop each other's head off :giggle:), but, puLEEEEZE, do it AFTER you have rung everything up. FFS!!

Incidentally, I was waiting to buy these along with my Mum who was buying things for herself:

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Rubbish iPad pics maybe, and I need to find a use for the pedals, but for £6.99, I couldn't resist, and hey, after a clean up, they will look nice!
Ideas on make and age?

Top Banana!
 
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Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
You only had about 2 years left to pay on your mortgage yet you decided to buy a brand new, 4 bedroom house and now have a mortgage for god knows how long. You moved over the past few days and today came back in and told everyone about your big move. You actually bragged about this amazing brand new house and how much it is costing you etc... your shower leaks, your kitchen sink leaks, the floor in your lounge is wrong and needs changing, the furniture you bought in the sale at Christmas is too big to fit in your lounge so you have to either cancel and pay or buy something else, the list of issues goes on... You brag about this and think people look up to you and admire you for all the money you claim to have and be spending, actually people are laughing at you for being stung for so much money even though you think you are something special.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
I think it's Fyffes, and about eight weeks old since picking.

*Lets out a really fake laugh*
 

pplpilot

Guru
Location
Knowle
So lets get this straight. You park your car right by the entrance in a non-car park space almost blocking the entrance, everyone else in now struggling to get past. You didn't park over there because its 25 yards away and you are not prepared to walk from there to here but you are now getting your golf bats out the boot to go and walk around several acres of field whacking a ball around? You fat lazy arrogant slob.
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
Your daughter is 4 years old, she has an ipad, you don't monitor what she watches, however you do let her watch Corrie, Eastenders and a lot of 'grown up' tv which quite frankly isn't appropriate for her age. I know I am not a parent but I do have common sense, seriously, she really shouldn't be watching a lot of that stuff.
 
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