Things you'd like to say, but can't

[classic33]

idea from another thread . yes your bum does look big , in fact it looks massive in that new dress so take it back for a refund my dear .

Bum or dress?

 

[ComedyPilot]

An internal position comes up. I register an interest and hear from people that attended a meeting to discuss this that my name was mentioned for the position. The position is given to someone else. Your PA/manager tells another manager that it was a promotion and that no other employees were interested or experienced enough for the position. (I was and am). You then tell this manager that the position was never going to be offered to anyone other than the person that got it.

Fine.

But to give it to some fugger that needs TRAINING to do the fuggin job, and for them to be ringing me EVERY DAY since for help to do the job FUGGIN sucks ASS.

Shove your fuggin job

 

[ColinJ]

We definitely need a 'feel your pain' button for situations that we don't actually 'like' but would like to acknowledge a post about!

 

[Sandra6]

Stop ringing up and asking stupid questions

 

[ScotiaLass]

I won't get involved in your petty gossip so don't try and involve me. What you said in front of others was just plain mean, that's why I walked away.
Everyone has 'baggage', be it physical, mental or otherwise. Mocking them when they aren't there to defend themselves is horrid, but you're a coward and wouldn't say it to their face anyway.
Grow up, stop gossiping, and show some compassion.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Would you ask a qualified electrician or plumber to do an evenings' work for you and then want to pay them next to nothing? No?

I'm a qualified photographer with published work and an LRPS member of the Royal Photographic Society.
Money I don't have, standards, I do!
Good luck getting a professional photographer for 4 hours work on a Saturday night, with all images given to you, for less than £150.
Cheeky bint!

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

To the boss:

Did you really mean to put a splash of milk in your cup-a-soup when you did the round of drinks at lunchtime?

 

[ColinJ]

To the boss:

Did you really mean to put a splash of milk in your cup-a-soup when you did the round of drinks at lunchtime?

I had almost identical-looking cartons of OJ and UHT milk next to each other in my fridge and ended up putting OJ in my porridge!

 

[G3CWI]

I bet you guys were surprised when I kept up with you. I saw you reach for the drops!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To the boss:

Did you really mean to put a splash of milk in your cup-a-soup when you did the round of drinks at lunchtime?

I used to do that as a kid to cool it down a little.

 

[andyfraser]

I bet you guys were surprised when I kept up with you. I saw you reach for the drops!

I had 3 people pass me going up hill on my way home a couple of weeks ago, one middle aged guy and two young guys. They were on road bikes and I was on my hybrid. I still had my studded snow tyres on. Once we went over the top I caught up and was right behind them for the next 2 miles until we parted ways. The middle aged guy in the group kept looking back at me. Yep, I'm still here!

 

[Tin Pot]

Trevor Philipps is having no problem saying the things he "can't" say...

 

[brand]

"How are you ex-wife?"
"Very well thank you"
"Pity"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No, if I wanted to call back another time I would have, just answer the feckin' phone and stop assaulting my ears with this awful synthesized version of a movement of Vivaldi's 4 Seasons (the famous one, can't remember what month it is)!!

 

[fimm]

What! You mean you're not leaving?? Oh no!!!