Things you'd like to say, but can't

[marknotgeorge]

You have a job for me next week? Let me guess...
It's a rush one, because you're seeing the client last Thursday, and the year end was 8 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds ago. There's nothing to it, so if I check everything I'll be wasting time, but if I take something as read there'll be a mistake going back years that no-one's picked up. The client says it's all okay, so if I do spot a problem, there must be something wrong with my work. And I'll be the one that's killed the job, despite you reviewing it and then giving it to a manager to check over at the end. Yay!

 

[Thomk]

You're thinking with your chimp again...

 

[Saluki]

No I hadn't, that's not something I've been told about before. Fair enough

It's a thing some of us do. I'm not offended BTW, not in any way, shape or form. After all this is a nice, lighthearted thread. I just thought that I would mention it.
Hubster will sometimes ask if I am reading or praying for enlightenment.

 

[ColinJ]

Here's one from today's ride ...

Dear impatient drivers - the reason that I was only doing 25 mph on the descent was that the car directly in front of me was only doing 25 mph. I did toy with the idea of sprinting past it and accelerating to my usual 35+ mph, but the 2 of you going into Must Get Past The Cyclist mode, shooting past me and then slamming your brakes on to avoid hitting the back of Mister Timid Motorist rather put paid to that! Instead of being stuck behind one slow car, I was then stuck behind 3 slow cars and I was not prepared to risk overtaking 3 of you at once on the twisty, turny descent. Thanks a lot, guys!

 

[Sandra6]

You absolute fecking timewasting barsteward, I hope your house falls down around your ears!
Directed to the tw@t who waited until we'd instructed, and paid, the solicitors to decide his offer on our apartment was conditional and he'd be withdrawing.
Then to the lady whose offer we turned down for his " sorry so sorry, please pretty please still buy it"

 

[Saluki]

Yes, we are a guitar school. Yes we offer lessons, Yes the first one is free as advertised. No. I have nothing before 7pm tonight.
Well f*** you too.

 

[Lullabelle]

The guy loaned you a lot of money to help you get out of the s**t that you have got yourself into, you could at least call him to say 'hi' regardless of all the s**t that you claim is going on in your head.

 

[classic33]

Why is it that some people can't get it into their thick bleeding skulls, that whilst the sale of an item in another country does not mean it is either legal to leave the country, with a protected species, nor bring it into another without the proper paperwork. Even the airlines ban there carrying on onto their aircraft rather than risk having the aircraft seized. Much easier just to have the offending passengers removed instead. Its why landing/declaration cards are handed out, whilst the aircraft is in the air.

Have you even considered that so long as idiots like yourselves, carry on "buying" such goods, the trade in endangered species will continue.

One case of where ignorance and then bragging about your smuggling exploits on a public site once home and "safe" can land you in more trouble than you thought possible. Given that you also boast about having done the same thing before.

You'd also have to question what other "items" you may have brought back.

 

[Tojo]

I want to say to my so called legal team is WTF are you going to stop dragging things out and lining your pockets and get me what I'm due, 4 years after the accident through no fault of my own, lost my job offshore as I cannot now get a medical and now looking at being classed as partially disabled, I think they are taking the P*ss, big style..... .....

 

[luckyfox]

So today is the last day and I have no new contract offer. I called and left a message this morning seeing as you didn't bother to speak to me yesterday but what a surprise.. I haven't heard back. When you read my email please understand I am serious. I AM NOT WORKING TOMORROW AND I'M NO LONGER HELD BY CONTRACT TO YOU. Twice I have taken over the roles of people you've made redundant with no handovers including other tasks not within my remit to a high standard. Several times I have contacted your head office (as advised) to understand 'company policy' on all aspects of these roles and again several time I've been referred back to you to define these on site...not happened. For over a year I've had to pick up the mess and make it my own and believe me no one else will be able to come in here and do it to the same standard. You've pushed me too far. I asked that my hard work and effort be reflected in an offer a year ago, six months ago and two weeks ago, still nothing.

What I have asked for is reasonable, this lack of respect shows it's time to move on.

Good luck with that...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am sick and tired of the General Election already, I mean, lets face it, it is simply a case of deciding which piece of sh*t is least sh*tiest.

The Referendum made Politics interesting, but, it has now reverted back to it's usual insufferable guise.



It wouldn't be so bad, but I know exactly how I am going to vote anyway.

 

[vernon]

Some people have short attention spans. It beats me how they manage to function throughout a day never mind a lifetime. And another thing...

Ooo look!! A squirrel!

 

[Rafferty]

You really are a waste of space.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Some people have short attention spans. It beats me how they manage to function throughout a day never mind a lifetime. And another thing...

Ooo look!! A squirrel!

Sorry, what did you say? I got distracted.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You really are a waste of space.

Why, thanks!!