Things you'd like to say, but can't

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Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
Oh for gods sake stop posting so many pictures of yourself, we all know what you look like, you don't change just because you are in a different location.
 

marknotgeorge

Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
Location
Derby.
You write your accounts in one of those green weekly accounts books. You do your payroll yourself using PAYE Basic Tools. Why the bookkeeper?
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Gents does not have an apostrophe.
Mooted is not spelt "muted".
"Please contact myself" is not correct.
Phew.

<Checks post very thoroughly for errors...>

The gent's does.

oops, meant gents' , umm, is that right? Hang on isn't gent a contraction of gentlemen, hence gent'.
You'll be leaving the apostrophe off 'phone next or 'bus to be even more poncey
 

Turbo Rider

Just can't reMember
Could you stop walking past and looking at my screen please. It should be quite obvious by now that I really don't give a shoot about my job...it's too easy and it's bollocks. I've told you as much and I do all my work, so stop acting like a bellend or just give me that written warning you keep threatening me with so we both know where we stand.
 

pplpilot

Guru
Location
Knowle
Isn't it about time you got rid of your Christmas avatar?

No.
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
The reason that your diet isn't working and that you have put on 3lbs this week is that you have been out 3 times this week. Once to a chinese buffet where you quaffed several vodka and tonics as they were 2 for 1. Once to pizza hut where you had a large stuffed crust, extra cheese pizza to yourself plus beer and wine and then to an Indian place where you had 2 starters, Korma for a main course, pilau rice plus a large naan and icecream and more vodka.

You say that you want to lose 7 stone in 7 weeks (unlikely in the extreme) but you are blaming the diet plan for your failure and not taking responsibility yourself. If you want to keep your binging to yourself, don't post it all over facebook and then whinge like anything to the support group as, quite frankly, we are getting sick of you.
 
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