Things you'd like to say, but can't

[pauldavid]

If you must make private phone calls in the Ladies' loo (and I do accept that there are not that many places where you can make a private phone call in this office) don't give me Looks if I come in and use the toilet!

You have been asked to use the gent's though Geoff!

 

[BrianEvesham]

I quit, do you want a weeks notice?

 

[Lullabelle]

Je**s Ch***t so are so boring it is unreal, nobody cares which way your doors hang or where your cooker is or anything else for that matter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Je**s Ch***t so are so boring it is unreal, nobody cares which way your doors hang or where your cooker is or anything else for that matter.

To be fair, you did ask the Salesman at Solid Wood Kitchens (remember them?) how he would have what you were going to buy.

 

[andyfraser]

Text messaging is not instant messaging so don't send another text after 20 minutes asking why I haven't replied. It's really annoying. I don't sit around with my phone in my hand waiting for a text. I'll reply when I notice I have a text which could be in 30 minutes, an hour or even a couple of hours.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Text messaging is not instant messaging so don't send another text after 20 minutes asking why I haven't replied. It's really annoying. I don't sit around with my phone in my hand waiting for a text. I'll reply when I notice I have a text which could be in 30 minutes, an hour or even a couple of hours.

A couple of hours?? You phone victim!! A good couple of weeks or even months, yes, but hours??!!

 

[andyfraser]

A couple of hours?? You phone victim!! A good couple of weeks or even months, yes, but hours??!!

I am a phone victim. I do check my phone fairly regularly but when I'm busy I just leave it and don't hear notifications. It's amazing how impatient people can get when they send a text though.

 

[Lullabelle]

I feel awful, you really are in deep s**t. Sorry but to be honest it is all of your own making. How did you let yourself get into this mess.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking to yourself again?

Sorry, did you say something??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I feel awful, you really are in deep s**t. Sorry but to be honest it is all of your own making. How did you let yourself get into this mess.

The result of an impatient reply to a text message??

 

[Lullabelle]

The result of an impatient reply to a text message??

Not quite, the family in question could soon be homeless

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I have no idea why you've contacted me. I was only ever nice to you at work because you were my peer, new to the place, and struggling to find your feet. Helping you was the professional thing to do and you seem to have confused that with genuine affection. I left. I doubted your motivations then and I doubt your motives now. I don't want to meet for dinner or drinks. So please, leave me alone.

 

[vernon]

I have no idea why you've contacted me. I was only ever nice to you at work because you were my peer, new to the place, and struggling to find your feet. Helping you was the professional thing to do and you seem to have confused that with genuine affection. I left. I doubted your motivations then and I doubt your motives now. I don't want to meet for dinner or drinks. So please, leave me alone.

That's more polite than saying fark off.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

That's more polite than saying fark off.

It may have to come to that.

 

[fimm]

Gents does not have an apostrophe.
Mooted is not spelt "muted".
"Please contact myself" is not correct.
Phew.

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