Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Fnaar]

Hoy, earnest, mild-mannered middle-class folk... lighten up ffs! You're annoying me! Don't you ever want to drop your guard, have a laugh, talk about something that isn't semi-political? And your kids are a bit thick too.

 

[fimm]

Why do you ride a bike with SPD-SL pedals fitted while wearing trainers? Why not either change pedals or go clipless?
(He's a regular commuter on the same train as me.)

 

[oliglynn]

People who wear this style of glasses / sunglasses look stupid. Especially women.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

People who wear this style of glasses / sunglasses look stupid. Especially women.

Even Buddy?

 

[Archie_tect]

Especially Buddy!

 

[Fnaar]

Hey, my dog! Get a grip, you dozy mutt! If someone knocks at the door, one of us humans will get it, and you don't have to bark like there's a horde of marauding savages outside ready to rape and pillage. It's generally just our friends, or the postie, OK? So shut the f*ck up, dog. We are in charge, not you. It's nice of you to want to protect us, but you're a noisy fecker, and no mistake!

 

[Fnaar]

Hey!, 40-something friend... please don't express shock and surprise that I listen to radio 2 and stopped listening to radio 1 in my 20s. It's YOU that looks the tw@t for claiming never to listen to it, and only to listen to radio 1. You are only 2 years younger than me, and anyway, radio 2 plays the music you profess to like. So who's the knobend now, eh??? Eh? Eh?


And while we're here, Paul Weller HAS done LOADS of good stuff since the Jam. To claim otherwise shows only ignorance and closed-mindedness on your part. So get lost, matey boy.

 

[CharlieB]

Hey you - yes you sitting opposite me.

You have a mobile, ffs use that to make your private calls, not your desk phone. You work for a charity in case you hadn't noticed, the same one as me - sorry, but it's stealing.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hey, my dog! Get a grip, you dozy mutt! If someone knocks at the door, one of us humans will get it, and you don't have to bark like there's a horde of marauding savages outside ready to rape and pillage. It's generally just our friends, or the postie, OK? So shut the f*ck up, dog. We are in charge, not you. It's nice of you to want to protect us, but you're a noisy fecker, and no mistake!

If you do try and say anything ...

 

[Fnaar]

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If you do try and say anything ...

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One of my fave cartoons, that. it was on another thread recently too, methinks...

 

[Jezston]

For my biggest client...

Just because you are our biggest client and pay us £500,000 per year does not give you the right to:

• demand changes at one hour's notice
• give us completely conflicting feedback
• miss every deadline you commit to
• ask us to commit to completely unrealistic deadlines
• believe that we manage your server when you have paid another company to do so
• ask that we work out of hours when our SLA says no such thing
• phone us up every 20 minutes
• mess us around with multiple changes up until the go live date
• insist that we go live on a Friday afternoon and then complain when we have issues over the weekend
• immediately escalate your issues to your director when we explain any of the above.

And despite the damage it might cause my business I'm glad your budget is being cut in the spending review. With any luck a few of your lazy, incompetent staff will be let go..

EC

You will enjoy this:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oh good grief can you not find anything more interesting to do than stand at that sink washing stuff hour after hour after hour. Shift over you dozey mare and let me wash my hands for gawdsake. Oh and by the way can I book a 5 minute slot there sometime this week to wash my paint roller out. Or just GO HOME

 

[TheDoctor]

Will you kindly bugger off, I really, really, REALLY don't want a carpet!!!!

Thank you.

 

[ColinJ]

To the E'd out of his brains crusty who tried hugging me and getting me to dance at a music festival in Hebden Bridge...

Actually, it is that bad and I'm not going to smile for you because: my dad has just died, my sister has got divorced, several other family members are ill, my ex has left me, I've got no job and I'm depressed, now piss off and leave me alone!    




(Oops - I did say it!)

 

[Speicher]

Do NOT EVER do that again!!!

Yes, it was fun to have some activity with the pipe cleaners and make some "matchstick" people. Yes, we were told to make them unique in some way. It was intended as a light-hearted interlude in the meeting.

But, when I gave you my model to hold, it was because I needed to stand up and read aloud an important (aka serious) segment relevant to the meeting.

You really should not have made me very nearly start giggling when you mischeiviously larked about with the two models. How old are you? Act your age, not your shoe size!

I still do not know how I avoided giggling, but do you realise how badly this would have reflected on you and me, and that people would not have been in the least bit impressed when I tried to explain why!!!!!