Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

Ok, you want to look fashionable and younger than you actually are but quite frankly you are wearing tights not leggings when you bend over everyone can see your big pants, wear a skirt.

 

[Tin Pot]

"fark The Poor"

 

[Jenkins]

So, when you receive an email from higher management headed "Reorganisation Proposals" at 08:00 on a Tuesday, what part of of you thinks it's a good idea NOT to circulate it to your staff, but to wait until all 3 of us on duty at the time are out of the office sorting out counterfeit goods for the whole morning before taking a 1/2 day's leave? Why also did you not bother to mention it at all on Wednesday or Thursday?

Why the hell do we have to wait the other team manager comes in two and a half days later to find out about this? Were you ever going to let us know or where you just going to sit on it and hope it goes away like you do with everything else that requires you to make a decision you useless piece of ****?

Now that actually does need saying.

It did. Ten past eight this morning. Spineless little **** muttered something about wanting to speak to the higher manager first until I pointed out that they had both been in all day Wednesday and Thursday and he had done nothing about it. And guess what - he also did nothing about it today.

Thankfully I have next week off or things could become even more heated between us as I am fed up with his head in the sand attitude to everything.

 

[sazzaa]

Just stop fecking grieving, please! The baby wasn't even a person, not even at viable stage, yet you've gone on about it like it was a lifetime friend you lost, for a whole year now. Why aren't you concentrating on being happy about the ones who made it? Don't they deserve that from you? Are you addicted to sympathy?

 

[vernon]

Just stop fecking grieving, please! The baby wasn't even a person, not even at viable stage, yet you've gone on about it like it was a lifetime friend you lost, for a whole year now. Why aren't you concentrating on being happy about the ones who made it? Don't they deserve that from you? Are you addicted to sympathy?

That's no way to speak to a Liverpudlian....

Tributes left for a dead chicken
Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.

Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.

Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.

Local gossip

One of the cards read: "RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx."

Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".

A spokeswoman for Merseyside Police said: "It seems a member of the public saw the remains of a foetus, which possibly resembled a human foetus, and called us.

"We cordoned off the area to investigate, as we would with any possible suspicious death, but it became apparent it was not a human foetus.

"The flowers and cards are obviously the result of local gossip, but we can assure people that the remains were not human."

Conservative MP and editor of The Spectator Boris Johnson was criticised last year after commenting in the magazine that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief".

 

[User10119]

*Newsflash*
Different people have different reactions to situations and different ways of dealing and coping. Just because their way is not what you predict or expect or even, potentially, know would be your way does not make their way wrong.

Oh dear. I appear to have said it.

 

[sazzaa]

[QUOTE 3088735, member: 10119"]*Newsflash*
Different people have different reactions to situations and different ways of dealing and coping. Just because their way is not what you predict or expect or even, potentially, know would be your way does not make their way wrong.

Oh dear. I appear to have said it.[/QUOTE]
It's grieving for the sake of grieving. Publicly. My opinion is valid, because it's my opinion, and me who's in the situation.

 

[gbb]

Grandad, who I didnt really know much, victorian in outlook, fought in WW1, gassed, a master carpenter, became Foreman of the Works at Bristol Docks after WW2, no mean achievement, in charge of many many men in a very busy environment, maker of beautiful furniture and violins,...what a shame you couldnt find it in ypurself to forgive your twin sons, one of them my dad, who took you in in your old age with dementia, when none of ypur 'real' family would, ....your twin sons, whos only 'crime' was to be born to another man.
It wasnt their fault. You even left them out of your will....50 years is too long to hold a grudge... I hold you in somewhat less esteem and awe that I did before.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3088735, member: 10119"]*Newsflash*
Different people have different reactions to situations and different ways of dealing and coping. Just because their way is not what you predict or expect or even, potentially, know would be your way does not make their way wrong.

Oh dear. I appear to have said it.[/QUOTE]

Remember this thread is about unsaid thoughts and not about deeds.....
I sure that we all have thoughts that are better left unsaid and recognise the need for restraint.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Och weesht and get oan wae it yer crabbit get.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I'm so glad to be back in the office.

 

[EltonFrog]

There is man who lives in the village who drives a very expensive range rover type thing, he has "close passed" me twice, I'm not sure if it was deliberate or wether he is thoughtless pillock.

I was walking my dog the other day and he walked out of back gate of a property in the village that is for sale, with and estate agent and someone else. He's big bloke with greasy hair and dressed like an eighties yuppie, with blakeys in the heel of his brogues. I know who he is he did not know me.

He said to me "Good morning"

I ignored him.

"good Morning" more pointedly, it seemed he was not accustomed to being ignored.

I stopped and turned to him. What I wanted to say " you are a fat arrogant daffodil and if you "close pass" me again I will petrol bomb your house with you in it"

What I said was.

I don't want to talk to you.

Why?

'cos you're a self-gratification artist.

Then I walked away.

I got the sense he was perplexed at my response.

 

[perplexed]

If you're going to stand there like a useless t*** as you watch me actually do the work, at least stand out of my soddin' way so you're not like a ruddy roundabout.

 

[Arjimlad]

There is a red indicator on both of the office toilet doors which shows when the door is locked from the inside.

Having you trying the door so forcefully so often makes me jump and frankly, spoils my aim. Or are you trying to attack me in the loo ?

 

[Beebo]

To the new guy in the changing room this morning.
"I dont want to watch you using the communal hairdrier for drying your pubes!"
I'm bald so have no interest in using the hair drier, but please dont do it!