We have the same job and same pay. The only difference is when I come to work I stay awake and do the bloody job meanwhile you sit there with your feet up on the desk nodding off to sleep. You sleep every night, then moan about not sleeping when you get home. Here's a tip, come to work and work. Not sleep. I don't care where you have been or what you have done, a piece of paper with "Level 2" does not impress me in the slightest. You even made some bull story that you are that good that you could create a new pedal for my bike because SPDs aren't safe and lectured me about bikes and cycling. Sit down you pathetic excuse of a man and just leave me alone. Stop saying you could do any job, because if you could you wouldn't be stuck with me in security on minimum wage! The supervisor felt sorry for you so he gave you a job, and you repay him by not working. Well done you are hated, now sod off back to where you came from.
Few months worth, will probably add to it tonight...