Things you'd like to say, but can't

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EltonFrog

Legendary Member
Oi! OI! Oi! Ken Bruce! Answer the feckin' phone will ya? I want to play pop master!
 

Ganymede

Veteran
Location
Rural Kent
(to my piano teacher)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't wanna play this horrible, dismal, meaningless piece of crappy baroque rubbish that you've given me to learn! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

(I would also like to lie down and drum my little heels on the floor)

(I'm 50)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
... and you can't say that because ... ??? :unsure:

Who is paying the teacher ? :angry:
 

Ganymede

Veteran
Location
Rural Kent
... and you can't say that because ... ??? :unsure:

Who is paying the teacher ? :angry:
I hear you. Alas, it's a group class. I would cover myself in a cosmic amount of embarrassment...

Plus I said it about the last horrible, dismal, meaningless piece of crappy baroque rubbish he gave and he let me off that one. Now I have to prove that horrible, dismal, meaningless pieces of crappy baroque rubbish are not beyond me.

SIGH.

(and I can't play it very well)
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
I hear you. Alas, it's a group class. I would cover myself in a cosmic amount of embarrassment...

Plus I said it about the last horrible, dismal, meaningless piece of crappy baroque rubbish he gave and he let me off that one. Now I have to prove that horrible, dismal, meaningless pieces of crappy baroque rubbish are not beyond me.

SIGH.

(and I can't play it very well)

is it some 2nd rate thing, or something like Bach? If the latter, then perhaps music is not for you - just sayin' like
 

Ganymede

Veteran
Location
Rural Kent
is it some 2nd rate thing, or something like Bach? If the latter, then perhaps music is not for you - just sayin' like
Purports to be CPE Bach but there's actually no name on the sheet. It's a filthy little Polonaise in G minor. I like JS Bach and have had a go at some of the Little Preludes.

I am also not sayin' that I am any Good... :cry:

I have had better luck with little Beethoven and Mozart pieces.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Purports to be CPE Bach but there's actually no name on the sheet. It's a filthy little Polonaise in G minor. I like JS Bach and have had a go at some of the Little Preludes.

I am also not sayin' that I am any Good... :cry:

I have had better luck with little Beethoven and Mozart pieces.

fair enough. I was a bit underwhelmed by CPE week on the radio recently - helped reduce the shopping frenzy I get from CD review most Saturday mornings
 
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