Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mugshot]

Did he invite you to watch him?

 

[EltonFrog]

Oi! Richard Harris! Stop leaving ya cake out in the rain. You muppet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To the new guy in the changing room this morning.
"I dont want to watch you using the communal hairdrier for drying your pubes!"

I'm bald so have no interest in using the hair drier, but please dont do it!

You shave your pubes?? That's quite an admission to make on a public forum!!

Did he invite you to watch him?

To be fair, he was standing there watching, willy in hand anyway!



ONLY KIDDING...... I think.....

 

[Lullabelle]

Kirsty Young, wtf?? how much botox have you had

 

[ScotiaLass]

Instead of 'hinting' on FB for my services, FREE of charge, why don't you bloody well ask me!
If someone asked you do to something you had been trained to do, for free, would you do it?
I'm ignoring your request. Man up and ask me, you idiot.

 

[Speicher]

If you even think about planning a stunt like that or any similar stunt, you can guarantee you will lose all my remaining sympathy. You have done this sort of thing so often, it is boring, unnecessary, boring, tedious, boring, ridiculous.

I know that you know it was a mistake, but still you do not think an apology is necessary.

Did I mention how boring it is?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Did I mention how boring it is?

Tediously so.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, when you do one of your toxic turds (which are utterly horrific because of your diet), once you are finished, OPEN THE WINDOW, TURN ON THAT EXTRACTOR FAN THAT YOU ALWAYS TELL US TO USE, AND SHUT THE F*CKING DOOR WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED SO THAT THE ENTIRE PLACE DOES NOT STINK OF SH*TE!!

FFS, are actually retarded or something, seriously??




Sorry, a bit shouty there, but really.

 

[Lanzecki]

You want me (the IT bloke) to tell you how someone got the password to your PC? Therefore viewing your personal files (on a work PC, but that is another war).

It's not hard to guess it. Since it's the same as your first name..

What was said "When was the last time you changed your password?"

 

[Cyclopathic]

Kirsty Young, wtf?? how much botox have you had

All of it.

 

[Cyclopathic]

My god, what is that scent you are wearing. It's making my eyes bleed and producing a high pitched whine in my left ear. Ffs, just wash properly and leave it at that would you. It's making me gag. It doesn't smell nice at all, it just smells like a toxic chemical wagon collided with a lemon vendor. You smell horrible, please, please go away. Far, far away and get the council to hose you down in a controlled environment.

 

[Shaun]

Please, no, not another monotone webinar - can't I just have a PDF or a PowerPoint presentation to read at my own pace instead?

 

[cuberider]

Telephone interviews only work if you bother to pick up the phone and call me. What a great system you have.

 

[Lullabelle]

No one is interested, no one cares, if anything people are laughing at you. Your wife has left you and is making life difficult, well for years you treated her like c**p and now she is kicking you in the b***s and you have to bore everyone with every minute detail. You are an arrogant controlling odious monster who is falling from a great height.

 

[Lullabelle]

Hello Mr RM