Things to own up to before we hear it from Wikileaks.

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And have you since put it to good use?

oh yes, his coffee table used to be really wonky until he wedged it under one leg.

 

[Speicher]

So he has now wedged the coffee table under his left leg, so what should ASC1951 do with his right leg while reading the Karma Sutra?

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

My good side recommended that a flatmate with thrush try dipping his manhood in fresh yoghurt twice daily to ease the itching.

Then someone I didn't like visited the flat with a spicy hot take-away curry.

It must have been my bad side that suggested he try the natural yoghurt in the fridge to cool it down and make it more palatable.

 

[661-Pete]

So he has now wedged the coffee table under his left leg, so what should ASC1951 do with his right leg while reading the Karma Sutra?

Probably consign his thoughts to whatever his own destiny may turn out to be. The book is almost certainly a fake, anyway. The word is "Kama"....

 

[Smokin Joe]

It was me who encouraged my best mate to shoot in a girls handbag while she was on the dancefloor at the Ilford Palais in about 1972.

Well, he was seriously pissed and she had turned my request for a dance down rather rudely. (Although "fancy a dance and a grope?" might not have been the best way to ask).

 

[XmisterIS]

It was me who slipped a home-grown scotch bonnet chilli (just a small one, mind), into the sandwich of a co-worker to whom I had taken a particular dislike and who had a very low tolerance for spicy food.

Before she actually bit down on the aforementioned small chilli, I had never seen anyone simultaenously cough, belch, fart, sneeze and have an asthma attack while red in the face and making a noise like, "Oooooarghguhurrrr!" while drooling profusely.