Things to own up to before we hear it from Wikileaks.

[deptfordmarmoset]

I didn't pay (=earn enough to pay) any tax in 2007 and the banks went bust in 2008. I'm really very, very sorry.

 

[J.Y.Kelly]

I'm afraid I didn't vote for Cameron's party.

 

[Arch]

It looks more like something that Beatrix Potter would have drawn or put in her garden.

Ah, how different it would have been if instead of a washerwoman, Mrs Tiggywinkle had been a builder....

I wonder what happened to Mr Tiggywinkle? Of course, he could just be there in the background like Derek Fletcher or Freda Fry.

 

[661-Pete]

Ah, how different it would have been if instead of a washerwoman, Mrs Tiggywinkle had been a builder....

I wonder what happened to Mr Tiggywinkle? Of course, he could just be there in the background like Derek Fletcher or Freda Fry.

He's probably laid out enjoying a nice kip on the slow lane of the M6 ....

 

[Speicher]

Strangely enough, the hedgehog has not got a name. Mr Tiggywinkle sounds good tho.

He is wearing a very smart jacket. From the detailed stitching on the lapels, it looks like it may have been hand-made by Mrs Tiggywinkle.

 

[Silver Fox]

I'm the one who put cling film over the girls toilet at secondary school..... I was 14 at the time by the way.

 

[Speicher]

[QUOTE 1264060"]
I've searched on google images for:

"hedgehog pushing a wheelbarrow" but came up with zilch.

Could you post a photo please, Speicher?
[/quote]

When the weather warms up a bit, I might try and take a photo. Why are you so keen to see him, would you like one for your own garden?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[wobbler]

I have not bought one or more of the above items off Ebay

Honest

 

[Baggy]

I'm the one who put cling film over the girls toilet at secondary school..... I was 14 at the time by the way.

At least you're not a teacher!

 

[Baggy]

I once forged something that cost someone a friendship

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I have not bought one or more of the above items off Ebay

Give us a laugh, how much did you pay, include VAT and postage for full effect please?
Speicher, being an expert on hedgehog tat, will evaluate the costings.

 

[ACS]

I got caught on my way upstairs with the PA to high ranking diplomat during a visit to the Embassy in Saudi by the wife of. I'm hoping for a mention in dispatches.

 

[wobbler]

Give us a laugh, how much did you pay, include VAT and postage for full effect please?
Speicher, being an expert on hedgehog tat, will evaluate the costings.

Sorry I took a while to reply, I've just been out bid on a family of concrete Meerkats.


Hedgehog/wheelbarrow combo was £8.99 the other 3.99 + 1.49 each P&P, bargain.


Edit; for CoG buy direct

I only emailed the above once, to ask if he had a pair of tits on a bench

That is it now I'm saying no more until I've spoken to Max Clifford.

 

[Night Train]

I influenced the selection process when an ex manager ,who treated me badly, was trying to get a consultancy job.
I know people in the industry and she didn't take that into account.