Things to own up to before we hear it from Wikileaks.

[slowmotion]

I'm the one who put cling film over the girls toilet at secondary school..... I was 14 at the time by the way.

Our school lavatory seats were black. I used Marmite

 

[Speicher]

I also have a garden ornament in the shape of a hedgehog pushing a wheelbarrow. But please do not tell anyone in the "Tourist Tat" thread.

When I did a search for Hedgehog Wheelbarrow - I found my own quote in the list.

 

[TheDoctor]

I don't drink all that much Tea. At work, it's instant coffee around 50% of the time
I went up Mont Ventoux the easiest way, and stopped for a rest every 2 km.

All except for the top 6K, which is really steep.

I stopped for a rest every 200 yards or so.
I'd have been quicker walking.

Sorry.

 

[Fnaar]

I never told Sarah that her sister tried to snog me while Sarah was cooking my tea in the kitchen in Bristol in 1984.

[edit] and Sarah bought me a trumpet the next day!!

 

[TheDoctor]

I never told Sarah that her sister tried to snog me while Sarah was cooking my tea in the kitchen in Bristol in 1984.

[edit] and Sarah bought me a trumpet the next day!!

I shall be very disappointed if that's not a euphemism of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

I shall be very disappointed if that's not a euphemism of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, Doc - a trumpet is much smaller than a euphemism and harder to hold...Fnaar wouldn't stoop so low.
(And give Keith back his exclamation marks at once!)

 

[TheDoctor]

 

[John the Monkey]

I complain to other people about a colleague's late starts, early finishes, and 2 hour lunch hours instead of confronting them directly.

Like I'm doing here, now I think of it.

Also, people who drive in and moan to me about the weather, I *am* secretly thinking that you can f*** off. I rode a bicycle in it, do you not see the irony in complaining of your "difficult" journey in a climate controlled metal box?

 

[Black Sheep]

I'm the one who put cling film over the girls toilet at secondary school..... I was 14 at the time by the way.

we did that once at uni

flatmate came out of the toilet looking a little confused, spotted us all waiting for him to say something, smiled and said "all nicely shrinkwrapped" and wondered off.

 

[Fnaar]

I shall be very disappointed if that's not a euphemism of some sort!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this time Doc, it's true!

(but I really should have included something about blowing my horn... I'm slipping up!)

 

[Ravenbait]

I am the goblin who ate Frood's last three fruit pastilles (two green ones and a red one).

I am also responsible for probably 90% of the sales of Stitch (ie Lilo & Stitch, see avatar) tat in 2010 (my boiled egg mould arrived this morning and the giant Stitch with happy ears is in the capable hands of DHL as I type).

Sam

 

[Hilldodger]

I am the goblin who ate Frood's last three fruit pastilles (two green ones and a red one).

I am also responsible for probably 90% of the sales of Stitch (ie Lilo & Stitch, see avatar) tat in 2010 (my boiled egg mould arrived this morning and the giant Stitch with happy ears is in the capable hands of DHL as I type).

Sam

Don't eggs come with those naturally?

 

[Ravenbait]

Don't eggs come with those naturally?

Not in the shape of Stitch's head, no.

Sam

 

[ASC1951]

It was me who stole that copy of the Karma Sutra from W H Smiths, High Street, Walsall in December 1961 - not the other twelve year old who was wrestled to the pavement by the shop manager.

 

[Hilldodger]

And have you since put it to good use?