Things to own up to before we hear it from Wikileaks.

[Hilldodger]

I always have a secret stash of tea and coffee at Cyclemagic but always deny it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It was me that left the fridge switched off at work over the weekend although I denied it. Two pints of milk ruined.

 

[Jezston]

I was the one who smashed the little plastic fridge shelf on the floor and threw it in the bin after a poorly placed 4-pint bottle of milk fell out and on to the floor AGAIN.

Also all those little black marks on the walls of the hallway leading to my flat are almost certainly from my bike tyres.

 

[661-Pete]

I've just nicked a floor mat from another part of the office. Mind you, it was "For H & S reasons", seeing as I've got a data cable trailing across the floor (itself almost a capital offence) and we've run out of those rubber cable protectors...

 

[Hilldodger]

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It was me who threw the half brick that smashed Woolworths big plate glass window. Although, to be fair, it the tw@ from Stowe School had not ducked, it would never have hit the window.
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I'd have said coward. Should have took it like a man.

 

[TVC]

There's this arrogant self important little runt at work who thinks he knows everything about bikes, and his BSO is the best in the bike shed. Well, his rear mech index keeps going out so that it jumps between gears. I might know something about that.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

There's this arrogant self important little runt at work who thinks he knows everything about bikes, and his BSO is the best in the bike shed. Well, his rear mech index keeps going out so that it jumps between gears. I might know something about that.

 

[newb]

I pee in the shower! always clean up afterwards though....

 

[montage]

When challenged to a water fight by the kids nextdoor back at home I immeadiately put the kettle on boil

 

[Hawkeye]

I was the one who nicked a shovelful of grit from the yellow bin on our road and used it on my own path.

 

[Speicher]

I was the person that managed to crash the whole of the computer system for the South West region in the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food. All I did was miss off a few parameters in requesting a report on some statistics. How was I to know that missing those minor details out would produce such an enormous, gigantic, very long stack of paper, and that the computer system was so weak.

 

[Speicher]

I also have a garden ornament in the shape of a hedgehog pushing a wheelbarrow. But please do not tell anyone in the "Tourist Tat" thread.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm not really a cyclist.

 

[Arch]

I also have a garden ornament in the shape of a hedgehog pushing a wheelbarrow. But please do not tell anyone in the "Tourist Tat" thread.

Please, tell me the wheelbarrow isn't full of baby hedgehogs!

 

[Speicher]

The wheelbarrow is not full of baby hedgehogs.

As mitigating circumstances, it belonged to an elderly relative, but she died some years ago. It is of sentimental value, and quite discrete really, because it is made of stone, not garishly coloured plastic.

It looks more like something that Beatrix Potter would have drawn or put in her garden.