Was in Scarborough a couple of years back and fancied a nice bit of haddock for my tea.Portions have got ridiculous there days.
As is well known, spoilt for choice along Scarborough seafront, so picked one and asked for a large haddock, no chips.
Lad brought it out and apologised for the fact that as they'd run out of large haddock, they'd given me two small ones instead.
No problem until I saw the size of them. If they were 'small', then the large one would have needed a plate the size of a dustbin lid - !