The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Not long.

Longer than your swimming though

 

[screenman]

Because I am about as good at swimming as I am at brick laying.

That is the one diy skill I have not mastered, I am better at laying eggs that I am bricks.

 

[screenman]

So am I. Your sanity that is not mine.

The walk from the pool to the changing rooms in the cold rain was exhilarating.

 

[classic33]

That is the one diy skill I have not mastered, I am better at laying eggs that I am bricks.

Eggs have a rounded shape for a reason.
Bricks must hurt a bit

 

[postman]

Guess where postman is yes you are right i am sat on my sofa at HOME.Anybody would think i did not like cruising.

 

[classic33]

Guess where postman is yes you are right i am sat on my sofa at HOME.Anybody would think i did not like cruising.

Did you not click yer heels together, eyes shut, repeating "I want to go home, I want to go home"?

 

[postman]

Did you not click yer heels together, eyes shut, repeating "I want to go home, I want to go home"?

No i just held my breath and scweamed and scweamed.

 

[classic33]

No i just held my breath and scweamed and scweamed.

Must have been hard scweaming and holding yer breath.

 

[screenman]

Must have been hard scweaming and holding yer breath.

Sod it, I just tried that and it made me cough again.

 

[screenman]

Recipe / procedure please. I do like a pan fried cheese toastie, yet to try air frying one.

Butter both sides of the bread, very lightly in my case place one slice in bottom of air fryer, place grated cheese, or sliced on top, then place the other slice of bread on top and press down. I cooked mine at 200c for 5 minutes then turned it over for another couple of minutes.

 

[gavroche]

Well what a day it has been. Molly was sitting next to me earlier, still feeling sorry for herself so I stroked her to calm her down. As I was doing so, I noticed the top of her left front leg was wet so I took a look. She has a bit cut there so she must have done it going through the bushes this morning. I took her right away to the vet and as it is Sunday, they use an agency so it cost me £367 for a couple of injections and to clean up the wound. They offered to stitch it for another £1000 but they were kind enough to say it could wait till tomorrow and be cheaper with the normal vet. So tomorrow it is as the injections will last for 24 hours ( pain killers and antibiotics ).
Of course, Molly is worth it. The only thing I regret is to not have renewed the insurance two weeks ago.

 

[screenman]

I forgot to tell you guys that I had a meeting with the audiologist the other day, which was a total waste of time. Why on earth would I want a heron egg?

 

[classic33]

I forgot to tell you guys that I had a meeting with the audiologist the other day, which was a total waste of time. Why on earth would I want a heron egg?

For comparison with a brick!

 

[screenman]

I have had two glasses of Pinot and I am now going to have drunken 30 minutes with Adriene, see you all later.

 

[classic33]

I have had two glasses of Pinot and I am now going to have drunken 30 minutes with Adriene, see you all later.

Sithi
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