The Retirement Thread

[pawl]

I have just had my 1st ever bed bath, quite good.
1st time I have ever had my bollox washed by a black guy from Ghana

Reading that made my eyes water.

 

[PaulSB]

It was indeed.

Did someone leave the closet door open?

 

[welsh dragon]

It was indeed.

I always knew there was something odd about you

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have just had my 1st ever bed bath, quite good.
1st time I have ever had my bollox washed by a black guy from Ghana

Just catching up and I read your post while scanning down
and saw Drago's post of
"I have risen"
in the same scan

caused a bit of a double take!!!

 

[classic33]

Morning all.
Todays installment.
As normal I just got off to sleep when I was woken for heart and blood pressure.
02.15 the neighbour from hell came and into the bed opposite. Shouting and screaming.......demanding beer NOW.....NOT NEXT F*CKIng WEEK.adamant there was some in the fridge and if not they had to go to the shop.
That was the end of my sleep till 0600 until of course 30 minutes later they woke me to put another drip on.
They have taken me off the main potassium drip and replaced that with soluble tablet..... most disgusting but at least I am free of the 24 hour drip.
Have a good day all..

Owdo
I'd a similar one who just couldn't get over a piece he'd read in an old Readers Digest. Kept repeating it to anyone that came near him. Terrible wind problems as well. Blankets could be seen moving every time.

Those tablets are not the best tasting things in the world. So here's to you not being on them for too long.
Hope you're doing as instructed earlier, doing what the nurses tell you.

Do you think your up to a visit from "That lady up the street"?

 

[Dave7]

My gob is smacked.
The Doc has just been to see me. Apparently all these drips have worked thier magic super quick and he wanted to send me home.
I said not until I have had the ultra scan and it shows my liver and intestines are ok. The potassium which was life threatening is now normal.
Looks like I will be home in a day or 2.
Again, i thank everyone for the support.

 

[DRM]

I have just had my 1st ever bed bath, quite good.
1st time I have ever had my bollox washed by a black guy from Ghana

There’s always a first time for everything
Edit: You should have asked if he knew Cycleops, would have at least been an icebreaker

 

[classic33]

My gob is smacked.
The Doc has just been to see me. Apparently all these drips have worked thier magic super quick and he wanted to send me home.
I said not until I have had the ultra scan and it shows my liver and intestines are ok. The potassium which was life threatening is now normal.
Looks like I will be home in a day or 2.
Again, i thank everyone for the support.

I know you were told to do what the nurses told you to do, but have you misunderstood which resulted in your gob being smacked?

Seldom discharge on a Sunday anyway. Chances are you'd be in while tomorrow, then maybe you can get to the off-licence for the person in the next bed.
Onwards and upwards...
Without another bed bath!

 

[classic33]

Yeah still here, I've has a high temperature all day and still high now 01:48.

No idea as to what may be causing it?

 

[welsh dragon]

My gob is smacked.
The Doc has just been to see me. Apparently all these drips have worked thier magic super quick and he wanted to send me home.
I said not until I have had the ultra scan and it shows my liver and intestines are ok. The potassium which was life threatening is now normal.
Looks like I will be home in a day or 2.
Again, i thank everyone for the support.

Hoorah. Good news Dave.

 

[screenman]

My gob is smacked.
The Doc has just been to see me. Apparently all these drips have worked thier magic super quick and he wanted to send me home.
I said not until I have had the ultra scan and it shows my liver and intestines are ok. The potassium which was life threatening is now normal.
Looks like I will be home in a day or 2.
Again, i thank everyone for the support.

Great news pal, it has had a lot of us worried about you.

 

[welsh dragon]

We have just had another load of wood delivered. His dad has come down with Covid as well. It seems to be doing the rounds in the area. Time to avoid people even more than usual I think

 

[welsh dragon]

Chicken curry with rice today

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My gob is smacked.
The Doc has just been to see me. Apparently all these drips have worked thier magic super quick and he wanted to send me home.
I said not until I have had the ultra scan and it shows my liver and intestines are ok. The potassium which was life threatening is now normal.
Looks like I will be home in a day or 2.
Again, i thank everyone for the support.

Good to hear the drips have worked
and that they are saying that you can be discharged !

Maybe ask if they have any idea why it was so low in the first places

maybe just need to eat more bananas
(but don;t mention them to "that lady!!!!")

 

[Mo1959]

Just found another tick, on my arm this time. Must have been yesterday’s walk through high bracken.