The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Jaffa cakes have shrunk or my mouth has got bigger, I never used to be able to fit five in there in one go.

 

[screenman]

Listening to a bit of Cat Stephens, I really enjoy his music, there again I enjoy most music.

 

[classic33]

Jaffa cakes have shrunk or my mouth has got bigger, I never used to be able to fit five in there in one go.

They have got smaller, and there's not orange in them as before either.
Ooh, and there's fewer in a packet as well these days.

 

[screenman]

They have got smaller, and there's not orange in them as before either.
Ooh, and there's fewer in a packet as well these days.

Does that mean I can eat more of them? I used to count the orange as one of my five a day, bit like fruit gums are.

 

[classic33]

Does that mean I can eat more of them? I used to count the orange as one of my five a day, bit like fruit gums are.

Given they've gotten smaller would you actually be eating more!
Yer five a day is bad for you.

 

[screenman]

This Pinot is very slippery, what am I doing looking at holidays in the Maldives on the other screen, talk me out of it, please.

 

[screenman]

Given they've gotten smaller would you actually be eating more!
Yer five a day is bad for you.

I thought you were supposed to eat five bits of fruit a day.

 

[classic33]

I thought you were supposed to eat five bits of fruit a day.

I've been told, by a doctor, that eating the "five a day" isn't good for me. I should cut back.

You may have noticed that there's been no adverts for your "five a day" for a while. At one time they were everywhere, especially in supermarkets.

 

[screenman]

I've been told, by a doctor, that eating the "five a day" isn't good for me. I should cut back.

You may have noticed that there's been no adverts for your "five a day" for a while. At one time they were everywhere, especially in supermarkets.

I have not noticed that until you pointed it out, I wonder what the new version it, beer I hope.

 

[Drago]

Gute nacht Johnboy.

 

[Drago]

I've been told, by a doctor, that eating the "five a day" isn't good for me. I should cut back.

That's because kebabs aren't fruit.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Jaffa cakes have shrunk or my mouth has got bigger, I never used to be able to fit five in there in one go.

Your marf has not got bigger!

 

[classic33]

That's because kebabs aren't fruit.

True, I'll give you that one.

 

[classic33]

Gute nacht Johnboy.

Sithi Nary Elle

 

[classic33]

I have not noticed that until you pointed it out, I wonder what the new version it, beer I hope.

Could be. Maybe you could push for it being the replacement.